Best 80 Funny Birthday Thank You Quotes

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Funny Birthday Thank You Quotes

1. Thank you for being my favorite person that I have never met. Happy Birthday.

2. Thanks for making my birthday great, Mom. Who knew a present of a coffee maker would make me the most remarkable son ever?

3. The older you become, the better you are. Happy birthday to my best friend, who has always been able to convince me that we got it all wrong and we’re really in our 40s.

4. Happy birthday to my sweet friend! I’m so glad you exist.

5. I don’t know what I did to deserve such an incredible friend, but I hope I do it again, whatever it was. Happy Birthday.

6. My favorite hairstylist always manages to make me look groomed, even when I come in with a messy ponytail. Naturally, thick-framed glasses are the icing on the cake of your masterpieces.

7. Thanks for hanging out, getting weird, and always bring you—all while listening to playlists that sound like they should be called. Happy birthday!

8. Crazy how much you love someone after you’ve spent 8 hours stuck inside a pirate ship together. It was an adventure I can’t wait to take again.

9. Thanks for growing with me. I wouldn’t have it any other way. #RelationshipGoals

10. Crumbs. I’m so old now that my birthdays start with the number 2. Every day is a surprise.

11. I’ve been working on this all week. I’m pretty proud of it, but if anyone else would like to throw in some ideas at the end, I’ll be happy to throw them in. Hope this works out okay.”

12. Thanks to the beautiful kids who came up with this list… #growingupmosherman

13. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

14. Somebody is turning. If loving the birthday boy isn’t hard enough, looking for fantastic birthday thank you quotes is even more complicated.

15. We can’t put into words how much we love you, but we’ll try … #HappyBirthday #FriendDay.

16. How many candles does it take to wish you a happy birthday?

17. Today’s the day to say thank you to everyone who has made my experience so special.

18. So far, this is the best birthday present I have ever gotten.

19. We’re going out on a limb and saying this birthday isn’t going to suck. Have a happy one!

20. Happy birthday, I hope it’s excellent! I’m glad you found me. I wish the rest of the world would see you as well.

21. Thank you, @xxxxx for giving me the body of my dreams! (Just kidding, I still look like an apple.) 😜 Happy birthday.

22. Let the good times roll at your next gathering. Momenti makes entertaining easy.

23. To turning one and to turning 40, we’ve got you covered.

24. Friends, meet the little guy who was a big help in my big move.

25. The best part about turning 31 is finding out that I’ll never have to wear again.

26. Where you belong is wherever they want you the most!

27. I often marvel at how quickly time goes by, though not today. Today I marvel at how slow it goes by.

28. Happy Birthday to the sweetest, funniest person I know. Thank you for always bringing smiles to my life #BestFriendEver #ThanksForBeingYou

29. The best, thank you. Gifts are the ones that don’t suck.

30. I can think of no better way to celebrate turning 25 than with 25 years worth of birthday wishes. Happy birthday to us! 🎂💯

31. Happy birthday to my mother (or father, sibling), who’s always been there for me and made me believe I could do anything – even when I couldn’t – and then the day came when the word “anything.

32. Happy birthday, grubstake! You’ve got something to rhyme with your first name.

33. The last sip of this birthday margarita is for you 🍹 . We love you, Granny!

34. I always knew I was going to be somebody. I just never thought I’d be somebody on my birthday.

35. Well shot, well worn, and well-loved to you on your birthday!

36. Happy belated birthday to me.

37. Thanks for making it feel like I’ve already lived 52 years.

38. It’s not about how old you are; it’s about how you got here.

39. See you next year, buddy!

40. What’s the cutest way to thank your parents on your birthday? 💝

Funny Thank You Birthday Quotes

41. When someone asks when your birthday is, remain mute and just give them a big thumbs up. 🖐

42. It is a scientific fact that cake makes everything better –including birthdays 😍 Happy birthday @xxxxxxx! I hope your day is as impressive as you are

43. A fresh crop to celebrate your birthday. Happy Fresh Birthday!

44. We added up all the pages you’ve lived on, and we still think that you’re younger than us. Happy birthday.

45. You will always be my favorite bday boy!

46. We hope your birthday is full of pups, friends, and all the cake you want! Happy Birthday!

47. Honk honk! I hope all your wishes come true. Happy Birthday!

48. I can’t believe it. I’m finally old enough to make fun of the people younger than me. Happy birthday to me! 🎉

49. It’s your birthday; you act like you own the place.

50. Is it your birthday? Cool, let’s throw some confetti in my car!.

51. Happy birthday to the most excellent roommate I could ever ask for. 🎂 #throwbackthursday

52. Seriously, you’re the best. Woo Hoo!

53. To the people who say that you are not good enough. Sometimes you have to be great before people can recognize that you are great.

54. To all those who gave us free booze, we’re now financially obligated to shower you with gifts and gin. Thanks a lot.

55. Just because you share the exact date of birth doesn’t mean you’re not unique. Have a happy birthday, sunny

56. Birthday balloons are essential for any birthday even if you don’t do anything else to celebrate 😜

57. Birthdays are like hair—every day is a good hair day 😜🎂

58. Happy birthday and thank you for celebrating with me!

59. Happy birthday, son! You’ve been a great friend/brother/son, and we love you so much! 💕

60. Okay, I’m mostly joking. Happy Birthday to the 💯! I wouldn’t have gotten this big without you.

61. I’m sure you’ll never forget that one time I got you birthday cake at work. 🎂

62. At this rate, I’ll be drinking wine at 8 am. Happy birthday to me 🍷😎

63. A year older but no wiser, so thank you for sticking around. Happy birthday!

64. Say thanks with our decadent sweets, glazed to perfection. #SugarforBae

65. Words cannot express, but this picture is pretty funny.

66. I just wanted to thank you for dealing with this whole “me turning 40” thing as graciously as you have. You’re a good egg, and I hope you have a great day.

67. If you can read this, you may be a redhead.

68. So much beer, it’s a miracle I don’t look 51.

69. Just in case you’re not sure what to do when it’s your birthday.

70. Are you having a birthday party? Have all your friends over for this celebration – Well, OK…If you insist; Well, OK…

71. Or maybe you could be thankful you’re so unique; no one would care if you forgot their birthday at all.

72. To us, you’re way more than just four numbers. You’re our very own Hallmark Original! Happy birthday, buddy.

73. If I had a nickel for every beautiful friend like you, I’d be happy too. Happy Birthday, old pal.

74. Thanks for all the things that made my birthday.

75. I feel so lucky every year to call you my friend! Happy Birthday.

76. I’m going to get your birthday started right by going to bed early. You deserve it! 😴

77. I would like to officially book the 6th week of every month to celebrate your birthday.

78. Another year older and a few pounds heavier. It’s a birthday tradition to celebrate this milestone with a slice of cake, but let’s face facts: Every bite is a step closer to death. This year, make a

79. HBD to my boys, family & friends who have made childhood memories that will last a lifetime. 😃👶🏻

80. To my husband, I have LOVED being married to you for the last 40 years. Thanks for being the perfect husband.

Thank You for The Birthday Wishes Funny Quotes

81. It’s my “birth-anniversary”—thank you for making it memorable, my sweetie.🎂

82. Eating cake is always a good idea.

83. HBD to the best fiancé ever (Just kidding. I don’t blame you for wanting her to be your wife.)

84. We’ll let you in on a little secret: We love birthdays just as much as you do. We were sending 🍰🎂, all the way from us to you.

85. For being the best husband ever, being an amazing dad to our daughter Lucy, and keeping my world spinning with your charm, kindness, and humor. Happy birthday you handsome chap! 😃

86. Thinking of you with a sweet birthday baa-dunk 🍮🎂

87. Congratulations on your birthday! 🎉

88. Do you like my Tweets? My Tweets like _ _ _. Thank you, me. Happy Birthday!

89. Thank you for sharing this year with me and the reminder that there’s no such thing as too many tacos. 🌮🎉🎈#birthdy

90. Have to love a guy that knows the moon landing was faked. Happy birthday, be my Neil Armstrong pancake–you were my Buzz Aldrin! 😘

91. Proud of the birthday boy. And proud to be part of this birthday tradition with you @stephbaldwin …#anotherbirthday #44 #wegotthis #ageisthenew25

92. It’s a blessing to have a birthday. Let’s be thankful for this day and all the other days that came before it.

93. Happy birthday to my hiking buddy. Time has flown by, and it seems like yesterday we were both at the tender, young age of 15.

94. I’ll love you forever; I’ll like you for always, as long as I’m living my baby you’ll be.

95. Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives. Happy 🎂 day.

96. Between the two of us, we’ve survived a lot. Birthdays, job loss, love lost, and love found.

97. Let’s celebrate the fact that you didn’t spill your drink this time.

98. Because who else are you going to be your weird self with? The birthday girl knows you’re what you are.

99. I’m so lucky to have you as a friend and share another year of laughter, love & life.💖

100. Yay! you made it; you’re officially old enough to______. Happy birthday.

101. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s your birthday!

102. Happy birthday to our favorite prickly pear — baked in a cake with lots of coconut, pecans, and honey.

103. Cheers to another year down—now let’s party! 🎉

104. Collecting pieces of your life. #30thBirthday.

105. No one rocked my birthday like you! Happy Birthday to the ultimate co-host, planner, and hostess with the mostess!.

106. You’re the type of couple that people wish they were friends with. You guys always look like you’re having fun and making silly faces

107. Happy birthday to the best chef in the kitchen

108. To the most beautiful, funniest, sweetest, craziest girlfriend ever. Happy Birthday!

109. Happy birthday. Now I have to live through another year with you.

110. Happy birthday, dear brother! Because you are almost 30, it is now considered your duty to start acting like this.

111. Celebrate each day as an opportunity to embrace joy and celebrate life. And don’t forget to order for your birthday next year. #NoPressure ¯_()_/¯

112. I’ve been trying to find the right words to say. Thank You for letting me be a part of the journey of your life, and seeing them hasn’t been so easy. My words can never do justice to all you mean to me and how much.

113. Friends: So great they let you be yourself around them.😍 * * Also my actual best friend, not just a meme 😜

114. I love you as the ocean loves the shoreline—sincerely, passionately, and always will.

115. When you say thank you, make sure there are enough exclamation points for everyone to feel the appreciation 🎉🎈🎊

116. This is the best birthday ever b/c I get to spend it with you. A’right cupcake?

117. We wish a happy birthday to a girl who has a heart the size of a hippopotamus.

118. Awww, thank you for being my birthday twinny this year because no one else would have me 💕😜💕

119. I don’t need to give you anything for your birthday. You’re the one that gave me everything. Happy Birthday, dad.

120. We’re not telling you how old you are today… but we will say that it’s way past your bedtime. Happy Birthday, World! 🎂

121. Thank you for always being a positive presence in my life. For all of the weekends, you’ve made more fun, for all of the rough days you’ve made better.

122. If you want to know which day is my birthday, google it! Because I’ll be turning 🍂 for the next 364 days 😉

123. This year you turned eighty-four, and every time I’ve visited, you’ve told me to be sure to tell everyone how old you are. So let’s get the word out: it’s your birthday!

124. Thank you for being the best substitute for birth control … and catching me when I fall. 😊

125. You’re the pumpkin spice to my iced coffee. You’re the bacon to my shake. You’re the eggnog to my gingerbread latte.

126. What “age” are you in?

Thank You Funny Birthday Quotes

127. When you’re celebrating your birthday at a place with great food and service, say thanks.

128. Have a good birthday; you deserve it 😊

129. When someone says, “Don’t make a big deal about your birthday.” 😎😂👍

130. Today is a celebration. Why? Because you’re pretty much perfect in every single way 👌 #HappyBirthdayKelsey

131. If all my friends were candles, you would be the sun. Happy Birthday.

132. Happy Birthday to my favorite pizza delivery person of all time! And the best server of the internet era. 🍕🎉

133. I appreciate you not for your birthday gifts, but because you are the brightest candle on my cake 🎂🎂

134. Thank you for the gummy worms. I would say they’re my favorite, but they’re not… The cake is.

135. Turning 22 today, and it’s still a little weird. Thanks for the birthday wishes. pic.twitter.com/BzAEn0IgVG

136. Happy birthday to my favorite platypus! I shall treasure the petrified wood you gave me for all of my years. 😎

137. Still waiting for that invite to my birthday party 🎂

138. And you thought you were the only one obsessed with pizza. I was just kidding!

139. We put the spotlight on pups because we love them so so so much, and we think they should know.

140. Maybe you’re at the point in your life where every day isn’t a birthday, but that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to feel happy on that day. Happy birthday.

141. Make sure to wish your best friend a pleased birthday! We know you’ve got lots of great reasons to celebrate 😉

142. It’s hard to believe that only 5 years ago I was calling you good luck for your good luck. Happy birthday older adult!

143. Thank you for celebrating my birthday in style with all the delicious food I got to eat. 👩🎂

144. I hope you have the best birthday ever!

145. Happy birthday to the coolest cat in town! You have been a great friend and a source of inspiration for me all these years. 🐱🐈

146. Happy Birthday, buddy! You’re old enough to drink!! 🍺🍴

147. And here’s to many more years blissfully “not thinking about birthdays” 🎉

148. 60 is the new 50! I hope it’s happy, healthy, and full of adventure! 😎

149. *laughs* “You’re welcome; I’m sorry for this life.” 🥳😂

150. We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.

151. Happy birthday to my BFF! It’s your birthday, so you get to take the first selfie.

152. Thank you for inviting me to another year of your birthday party. It’s so special to see you grow older, just like fine wine from one friend to another.

153. I got you! My family does that to see what dupe they can get. #birthday #nephew

154. Happiness is a warm puppy. Happy birthday to my wonderful husband!

155. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for 60 years here- of memories, jokes, food, drinks, and more. 🙂

156. Happy birthday to my favorite roommate! You listen to my problems, you butt heads with me, but most importantly, you are there to celebrate the twelve times a year that I legally have to drink. 🍾🎉🍻

157. Happy birthday, pumpkin! Did you just grow an inch?

158. Hahahaha. Hilarious. Get it? Funny ha-ha. Like the funny bone? Today is birthday! Congrats).

159. When a friend makes a delicious birthday cake for you 😃😃

160. It’s the birthday boy or girl’s special day, so make it extra sweet with emojis (or cake).

161. What would our lives be without each other? The better question is, what are you doing for my next birthday?

162. You know you’ve got a great squad when you can go to any birthday party, and it feels like a giant slumber party. Happy Birthday, friend!

163. You are the reason I have so much energy, so much fun, so much love, so much excitement. Happy birthday!!

164. I’ll never forget the day the little tike who played with tinker toys turned 4. What a great year it’s been! Happy birthday 👶🏾.

165. Here’s to the wild nights, the mood swings, and the perpetual battle with our insecurities… Cheers to you. Happy Birthday!

166. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. 😜🍫 #TBT to our 1st birthday 🎉

167. Happy Birthday… to ME!

168. Happy birthday to the most gorgeous and wonderful wife and mommy: my stunning lil’ sweet brownie Yogi.

169. Life’s too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don’t. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes

170. Did somebody say cake? 😋

171. Thanks for giving me the perfect excuse to eat my body weight in avocado 🥑 over the weekend.

172. Happy birthday to the best guy I know. You’re always there for me—even if “there” is thousands of miles away. #thankyou #birthdayboy

173. Thanks for being a great friend by remembering my birthday, even though it’s still a year away.

174. I know we weren’t supposed to play the silly card, but we had so much fun celebrating your birthday that we couldn’t resist. You’re a blast, and we love you!

175. Happy birthday, little bro! I’m so glad we share the same first and last names to keep it accurate and keep it lit.

176. How could anyone be so cute, funny, and sweet? Thank you for being my friend.

177. It’s my birthday. So you know what that means… someone is getting a laser hair removal treatment from me! 😊

178. Did you see the moon last night? It’s a little bigger and a little brighter. You know what that means… it’s big brother’s birthday time! Because the Big Brother in our lives is celebrated on his day, let’s take time.

179. We may not see shiny little two each other all the time, but you’ll always be my favorite person.

180. What you get after 50 years of friendship is to tell you what you don’t want to hear, but also give to you what you don’t want to provide for 🎂

181. Thank you for being my favorite human.

182. You’re not just an hour of my life; you’re a life of my life.