Funny Quotes About Holidays With The Family

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Funny quotes about holidays are often humorous and about family. Holidays are a time to get together with your family and friends. However, some funny quotes about holidays involve the family coming at odds during the holiday season. Regardless of what you’re planning to celebrate, here are some great quotes about holidays with the family that you can use this holiday season.

 

Funny Quotes About Holidays With The Family

  • Family holidays: sharing memories with people you don’t like 😃

 

  • The holidays can be stressful, so be sure to laugh about it.

 

  • All I want for Christmas is for my family to get along 🤪😴

 

  • The most joyous time of the year is coming. May it be filled with love, laughter, and amazing family bonding moments ❤🎄

 

  • Likely to be found gathered around a large table for holidays.

 

  • So they say “family is everything” but sometimes you just want to go home from their house.

 

  • Happy Thanksgiving. See you tomorrow for Black Friday.

 

  • We hope you’re totally recovered from Thanksgiving and ready to enjoy all the holiday cheer coming your way!

 

  • Thanksgiving for me is all about my family, friends, and food. I adore them all and am very thankful for everything that God has given me.

 

  • “There is nothing I love more than Thanksgiving football. What it represents, the why we do it, and the pure joy of being around family. Because of those things, I can’t wait” -Deion Sanders

 

  • Happy Thanksgiving y’all! I am grateful to be home with the family, enjoying the gift of life. #blessed🙏

 

  • It’s not a party until the food is gone and the cops arrive.

 

  • If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.

 

  • I love the smell of chaos in the morning ✨

 

 

  • No matter how much you love your family, there are times when a vacation with them can turn into something of a nightmare.

 

  • The best part about the holidays is spending time with family, friends, and family.

 

  • Here’s to another year of no family drama…and a whole lot of wine. A little bit of happiness right before the holidays

 

  • My family is everything 😍 So thankful for all of them this festive season! Have a very Happy Thanksgiving ❤️

 

  • If you’re sitting at home with nothing to do, you’re finally doing something right. #holidays

 

  • Being at home with the family is a little like being back in the womb. Only you don’t remember ever being born

 

  • It’s like a family reunion, but without all my relatives. #Thanksgiving

 

  • We hope your day is full of things you love and people you love. Happy Thanksgiving!

 

  • I’m thankful I have my family but don’t call me on Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday for me, too.

 

  • There are few things in life more frustrating than having to convince your own kids that Santa is real.

 

  • I hope the family forgot my Netflix password.

 

  • You can either be a host or a hostess, but it’s really hard to do both at the same time!

 

  • Watch out for family feuds.

 

  • We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

 

  • Holidays with the family are like an epic novel. You can’t wait to get started, but you’re glad when it’s over.

 

  • The holidays are always a festive time filled with good cheer, but oh, the family.

 

  • I can’t wait to spend time with my family this holiday season. I’m just not too sure which one.

 

  • The best part of the holidays is getting to see family again.

 

  • Just saw my family for the holidays and now I understand why we only see each other once a year.

 

  • Holidays in our family always mean over-eating and drinking, so you can imagine how swelled up we got during Thanksgiving.

 

  • I may be an adult, but that doesn’t mean I’m above throwing a temper tantrum if my family forgets the sweet potatoes on Thanksgiving

 

  • Every family has a story. Welcome to ours…

 

  • When you realize it’s only Tuesday but your relatives have been visiting for 72 hours already.(people will be more attracted to you)

 

  • Family: where life begins and love never ends.

 

  • Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for everyone in this room. … Well, mostly.

 

  • Happy holidays y’all 🌲

 

  • Does anyone know the number to 911?  My family is too much 😜

 

  • Family is the one thing that always needs to be kept intact.

 

  • We’re dreaming of those family holiday moments…

 

  • When you’re so excited to see the fam, you catch yourself scrolling through your Facebook memories from family gatherings.

 

  • The holidays are the time to spend with family and friends. Unless you don’t like your family or friends, then it’s the perfect time to travel.

 

  • Looking forward to the festive season. And by festive, I mean hide in plain sight during family photos.

 

  • Home Alone, except add in family members too

 

  • We hope you have a great Thanksgiving… just a warning, the pie is for making memories and not for eating😂

 

  • Hey, family…please don’t make me regret inviting you to all this stuff. Thanks.

 

  • “I had a nightmare I was eating Thanksgiving dinner with my family, and woke up to find we were still on the plane.” ~ Jane Kanarek

 

  • Leaving is good. Arriving is better. But traveling is best of all.

 

  • From my family to yours, I hope you have a terrifyingly delicious Halloween!

 

  • Just think about all the horrible things your parents could have done to you as children, and then be thankful they settled on whatever it is that you’re complaining about.

 

  • Let’s celebrate the men who are good at eating, the men who make us laugh, the men who make us cry…

 

  • When in doubt, take a nap 💤 🍁

 

  • It’s not what we have in life, but who we have in our life that matters.

 

  • I love the holidays because the family dinners make you feel like it’s an episode of “Law & Order.”

 

  • I love to spend time with my family during the holidays.

 

  • “The only time the family is together is for the holidays, like Thanksgiving and Christmas. Then we come back together to annoy each other.”

 

  • “Thanksgiving is coming. I love getting together with my family at Thanksgiving and eating so much that I hate myself.”

 

  • What do you call a family gathering with no alcohol? Thanksgiving. Haha Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

 

  • Dear Dad: Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Love, John Boy.

 

  • My family is weird and sometimes annoying but I love them so much.

 

  • You know it’s going to be a long holiday when your plane touches down at home, and your mother is already standing outside screaming at you.

 

  • the holiday season is really just one long episode of everyone’s best and worst selves

 

  • I love Thanksgiving because it’s a holiday that is centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me.

 

  • My family doesn’t do matching outfits. Just a heads up.

 

  • When I am with all of you, there is nothing more I could ask for.

 

  • On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

 

  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

 

  • It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Especially for those who don’t have to spend it with their in-laws

 

  • Happy holidays from the family that eats everything on the table 🎄

 

  • It’s the holiday season, my favorite time of year to be with family—in a house far, far away.☺️

 

  • When you bring the kids and do not bring the spouse.

 

  • You know what they say—the family that eats pizza together, stays together. Happy National Pizza Month to all the pizza lovers out there 😉

 

  • When you love your family but also want to build a pillow fort, hide and never come out.

 

  • Dear Santa, I can explain… Kinda. Happy Holidays!

 

  • Christmas is full of excitement and wonder, especially if you’ve been a very naughty boy this year.

 

  • Be nice to your kids. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon. 😁😊

 

  • #halloweencostume #familycostumes #minniemouse #thattimeofyearagain #🎃

 

  • It’s the one time of year when it’s impossible to get everyone together, so we’re celebrating now.

 

  • It feels like the more you have, the more you’re expected to enjoy everyone’s company.

 

  • The only reason I ever look forward to going home is so I can see my dog. Happy Holidays to All!

 

  • It’s the time of year that family comes to visit and shares way too many thoughts about your house and how you live.

 

  • This holiday season, save yourself from awkward family conversations by giving them the gift of silence—Netflix. ❄

 

  • All we want for Christmas is more wine glasses!

 

  • When your family asks if you’re dating anyone yet

 

  • i love thanksgiving because it’s a holiday that is centered around a large meal and i don’t like exercising

 

  • We’re about to start a new holiday tradition—giving each other the silent treatment. ✌️

 

  • It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.

 

  • Home is where the wine and WiFi are.

 

  • The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend. 👭

 

  • Some of us make plans for the weekend, and some of us just take a nap. 😴 #Goals

 

  • When I was a kid, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

 

  • “Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.” -Robert Fulghum

 

  • Don’t forget to make time to spend with family this holiday season. Don’t worry though, they don’t have to be nice to you.

 

  • I love my family, but the holidays are the perfect time to remind them how much you really love social media.

 

  • I love spending time with family so much that I’m already looking forward to Thanksgiving next year.

 

  • Friendsgiving has arrived. And by that, I mean the family reunion has started and I’m hiding from my crazy aunt in the bathroom.

 

  • There is a special place in heaven for people who make the holidays less stressful 😂

 

  • The family that watches the Olympics together stays together 😂

 

 

  • Oh to be a kid again, not knowing that the family road trip would now be my adult yearly vacation.

 

  • You know you’re getting old when your family members are your favorite people to spend time with. 😌

 

  • Life’s tough: get a helmet. #familyvacay

 

  • I love my family, but I could really go for a few days with no questions about what I’m making for dinner.

 

  • Family is like the branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions, yet our roots remain as one.

 

  • There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.

 

  • You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar. Unless you want vinegar flies.

 

  • Holidays with family are always a rollercoaster ride.

 

  • Happy Turkey Day from the family that puts the fun in dysfunctional!

 

  • ‘Tis the season for family bonding at its finest. 🎄

 

  • It ain’t a party till the family shows up.

 

  • I only want two hours of Christmas: From the time the family goes to church until the time the family sits down for dinner.

 

  • You’re the family that I get.

 

  • When I die, I want my family to sell my life story rights to a company that makes holidays. Family vacations and holidays will never be the same.

 

  • Don’t worry, mom. You’ll make it through another day of relatives asking you when you’re going to get married.

 

  • “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”

 

  • I love my family. But I don’t always like them 😂

 

  • It’s the most wonderful time of the year, except for when it’s not.

 

  • Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the guy who stole my seat at family dinner.

 

  • Happy Thanksgiving to all… and to all a good night.

 

  • It’s time to eat, drink and be merry…🍷🥂🍴

 

  • You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

 

  • Holidays with family are great for catching up and taking him down a notch.

 

  • The holidays are so fun, it’s like our family comes together and we spend all day long in one room.

 

  • Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice, normal family! Happy Holidays!

 

  • I love my family, but it’s my turn to make decisions. And I’ve decided we’re going on vacation.

 

  • The most special time of year quickly turns into the most stressful time of year.

 

  • Thanksgiving: where the turkey is a side dish and your relatives are the main course.

 

  • Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discovering once a year is way too often.

 

  • I hope you’re better at handling family drama than I am! 😂

 

  • When everyone in the family is crazy, you don’t have to go far to find someone to blame it on.

 

  • It’s such a good day for a good day.

 

  • “There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.”

 

  • “We must make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings.” ―Bing Crosby

 

  • The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

 

  • We may not have it all together, but together we have it all

 

  • Don’t worry if your family is too weird or crazy for the holidays—there’s no such thing.

 

  • If you don’t laugh at your family during the holidays, you cry. #

 

  • The holidays are the time of year to catch up with family, eat lots and bask in the glow of the season.

 

  • Life is Good with my family😄.

 

  • Just going to the airport and getting lost in a city I’ve never been to before sounds better than being around my family for another Christmas.

 

  • Doing that Thanksgiving thing where you pretend to like your family because your grandma will cut you out of the will if you don’t. 😉

 

  • This is what Thanksgiving has come to mean to me: I’m grateful that I didn’t get everything I asked Santa for as a kid.

 

  • Keep calm and eat turkey.

 

  • To me, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

 

  • The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

 

  • “I’m only holding this knife so I don’t slap you.” #happythanksgiving

 

  • We have a few ground rules in our family: if you eat chicken, you better eat your wings. And if you eat ribs, you better eat the bones.

 

  • Family isn’t an important thing, it’s everything.

 

  • Let’s just skip right to the part where we all get drunk.

 

  • The best part about the holidays with the family is that when you leave you never have to see them again for months. Have a good one!

 

  • My family’s holiday gatherings are usually so loud that we now have a secret word to use in public when we want to order a pizza.

 

  • When traveling make it a point to visit national treasures, such as the beach and your family.

 

  • This holiday season, my family and I will be wearing matching sweaters. We’re going as a flock of geese.

 

  • My family is the best! They’re so close-knitted I feel like I’m at a sweater convention.

 

  • Family: where life begins and love never ends.

 

  • The only thing getting lit this Thanksgiving is my fall candle, because I am not hanging with family.

 

  • Hello! I’m here to drink wine, gossip, and make fun of people who aren’t here.

 

  • “I love my family and friends, but they don’t tell me what to do,”

 

  • Thank you for being a friend.