Funny Quotes About Law School

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Here are some Funny Quotes About Law School  that would make laugh.

Funny Quotes About Law School

  • Law School is where the first thing they teach you is the last thing you ever want to learn.

 

  • Law school: where they give you a diploma so you can practice looking confused.

 

  • I do law as a hobby. It’s more interesting than stamp collecting.

 

  • “I would never let a friend pay full price for a book. Just last week, I got one with a coffee stain on it for free!”

 

  • “The trouble with law is lawyers.” ― Clarence Darrow

 

  • The Golden Rule of Lawyering: He who has the gold makes the rules

 

  • Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

 

  • You can’t make everyone happy, but you can handcuff them and watch their reaction.

 

  • I used to be a people person. But people ruined that for me.

 

  • Living is easy with eyes closed.

 

  • Law School is the only place you will pay to be treated like a criminal, underpaid and overworked. Welcome to law school

 

  • Law school is the opposite of a crime scene. There’s no evidence of anything being done.

 

  • Law school has a funny way of teaching you how to think like a lawyer.

 

  • I’m looking forward to starting law school, but I’m terrified of all the reading I’ll have to do.

 

  • There are only two things in life where it’s better to receive than to give: punishment and a law degree.

 

  • When you think you’re almost done with an assignment, there are still 20 pages of reading to do. #lawschoolproblems

 

  • Prepping for the bar exam is like nailing jello to a wall.

 

  • The only real lawyers in the world are either prosecutors or defence attorneys. -Erle Stanley Gardner

 

  • The Lawyer’s Creed: A man’s house is his castle, and his wife is the janitor.

 

  • A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, any more than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

 

  • The way my luck is going, if I were a murderer, I’d be executed before I could plead insanity.

 

  • They say that hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

 

  • The trouble is, you think you have time.

 

  • It’s not that I’m so bright; it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

 

  • If you look for trouble, you’ll find it.

 

  • No one with a GPA over 3.0 should be allowed to make a funny quote about law school.

 

  • “Everyone was ahead of me in the alphabet, from A to W. I wondered if law school admissions offices even looked at the rest of the alphabet.” – James Patterson

 

  • Law school is like being in the Baskin Robbins of misery. You’ve got just about every flavour you can think of.

 

  • Law school is like the Army. You’ve got your privates, your lieutenants, your captains, and then you’ve got your judges.

 

  • Law school is a roller coaster ride where you either laugh or cry.

 

  • Everything is fine until you have to study law.

 

  • Never ask a lawyer if he is your friend. 👩‍⚖️

 

  • Been using Quimbee to study up on torts! It’s almost time for my first status conference.

 

  • A lawyer with his briefcase can steal over a hundred men with guns. -Mario Puzo

 

  • If you do not know where you are going, any road will get you there. – Lewis Carroll

 

  • He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

 

  • I take my coffee like I take my life: one sip at a time.

 

  • Law school is where you get to make all the friends you want, not those who want to be your friend.

 

  • Law school: where people cut in line for the bathroom and then act like it was your fault.

 

  • If the judge rules against you, remember always to have a good lawyer come up with a funny phrase that captures all that goes into being a lawyer!

 

  • I’m done with law school. I have one paper left, but it’s due next year, so…[✔] I’m good

 

  • “If you go to law school, you can be a lawyer. If you want to be a lawyer because you like to read, please just read and spare yourself the trouble.” by Scott Turow

 

  • Law School: Give a man the correct bath temperature, and you save his soul.

 

  • I prefer to think that god created paralegals one day before creating hell.

 

  • That moment when you realise you’ve been a lawyer for 5 minutes and you’re already too deep…

 

  • When you get a 66 on an exam you studied for, but it’s still higher than everyone else the curve is wrong, and this is how you become a lawyer.

 

  • If you can’t find the truth at Stanford, go to Columbia. If you can’t find it there, go to Harvard. They can’t all be wrong.

 

  • “I do not know what kind of weapons will be used in the Third World War, but I am sure there will be no Fourth World War.

 

  • One of the happiest moments in life is when you find the courage to let go of what you can’t change.

 

  • Don’t take law school admissions too seriously. You can always transfer, quit, or drop out.

 

  • ‘Law school is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one you will have to argue about.’

 

  • Welcome to law school – where the people are lovely, the weather is beautiful, and everybody leaves crying.

 

  • Law school is what you dream about when you are a lawyer.

 

  • I can’t wait to tell my kids this is how I studied law school. ☕️😂

 

  • I decided to go to law school because I felt like it was one place where I could actually make a difference. If you can change one person’s experience, you can change the world.

 

  • Need a lawyer? I’ll do it for free. What’s my fee? Just one of your hugs 🙂

 

  • If ignorance is bliss, it’s most definitely a tie between lawyers and law students.

 

  • If you love your job, you’ll never work a day. But if you hate your job, you might be a lawyer.

 

  • “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.” – William Shakespeare.

 

  • I used to live by the club, but I got kicked out. It’s a long story — but that’s not important right now.

 

  • I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are fantastic!

 

  • The only thing in life that I am sure of is that I know absolutely nothing.

 

  • “If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?”

 

  • My friends hate when I talk about law school because it’s all I ever talk about, but they dont understand how much it consumes my life.

 

  • Law school joke: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Law professors can’t change anything.

 

  • The best way to get through #LawSchool is by riding off the fumes of others’ anxiety.

 

  • The only law students who don’t hate reading are the ones going into politics or academia.

 

  • Law students should live with each other. Then they’d be forced to study because they’d get tired of each other.

 

  • In law school, they don’t teach you what’s right; they teach you what’s left.

 

  • It’s always fun to write about the crazy cases. Court TV is HBO for lawyers.

 

  • I’m broke, and it’s all your fault.

 

  • “You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” (Dave Barry)

 

  • “I never said most of the things I said.” ― Yogi Berra.

 

  • I’m not saying I hate you. I’m just saying that if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

 

  • Law school is like a drinking game. You take one shot every time your professor says something stupid.

 

  • Law school: I’m prepared for the final with 18 hours of nothing.

 

  • Law school is where you learn how to argue, and then you argue about how much you’ve just paid to learn how to argue.

 

  • Whatever you do, don’t go to law school.

 

  • Law school: Congratulations on your first divorce!

 

  • I’m one of the top law students in the country. Asking me to explain legal issues is like asking an artist to paint his masterpiece all over again; I don’t have the time or the crayons.

 

  • When someone asks a law student for help with homework, you have to check it for spelling/grammar errors.

 

  • The difference between trial and error and success is a great attorney.

 

  • I am trying to study for Finals.

 

  • “The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat oneself. All sin is easy after that.”

 

  • “Life is short. It would be best if you were here now. Be open and grateful for each moment,”

 

  • “Law School: I’m going to law school because I love the law and to get a degree that will open up so many more job opportunities.”

 

  • A little birdie told me you graduated from law school. Congratulations!

 

  • “The great thing about law school is that it teaches you not to trust anyone, especially your professors.”_– Jake Wood.

 

  • Everyone in law school is a little bit evil.

 

  • Tuesdays with Morrie and law school are the same thing. #lawstudentproblems

 

  • Law school is the only place to argue, and everyone is right.

 

  • Law school won’t teach you how to prepare for the bar exam. It’s like asking a gym teacher to help you train for a marathon.

 

  • Law school teaches you that things can always go wrong.

 

  • I’m a lawyer, but all my friends are doctors.

 

  • I don’t need friends because I have laws!

 

  • Lawyer: A cat who got its tongue stuck in a zipper

 

  • School is the only place where you can get in trouble for sleeping.

 

  • We’re not lazy; we enjoy doing nothing, and there is a vast difference.

 

  • I have a terrible habit of wanting to eat everything our society has deemed snack food.

 

  • Here are some funny and famous quotes about law school that every law student must know.

 

  • After a year of law school, in the end, we are all crazy. 😎

 

  • The first rule of law school: Never speak in class. It’s just an invitation to ask you questions later.

 

  • Law school: because your unemployment won’t pay itself.

 

  • Some law students get seduced by the promise of prestige and money. I just wanted to be a bartender in Aruba.

 

  • If it weren’t for law school, I would be a law-abiding citizen.

 

  • Every lawyer starts with a good suit and a law degree.

 

  • When your professor says you can use any case, you use the one about the Pokémon being arrested for trespassing.

 

  • Here’s a reminder that you are always doing better than you think.

 

  • Once the exam period is halfway through, everything starts looking familiar.

 

  • Criminal law is common sense, right and wrong.

 

  • I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams

 

  • The only thing I regret about law school is not knowing where the bathroom is.

 

  • Enjoying law school? Or just cackling with hysteria as you slowly realize you’ve made a huge mistake and this is the new reality you now must face?

 

  • Law school: Convince me that you’re wrong.

 

  • Day drinking is law school for alcoholics.

 

  • It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. How? Go ahead and have a child. And then get it admitted to law school.

 

  • Never give a lawyer you’re last shirt.

 

  • What is a jury? Twelve people were chosen to decide who had the better lawyer.

 

  • If you’re my judge, don’t be too hard on me. Convince me to change my plea. If I cry, don’t take it personally. The law makes everyone emotional.

 

  • “Nothing like being a good lawyer—just ask any doctor.”

 

  • The only time I’m happy is when I’m studying for school. But then again, I like being depressed.

 

  • Just because you can’t figure it out doesn’t mean that no one else can.

 

  • Anyone who is young and not liberal doesn’t have a heart; anyone who is old and isn’t conservative doesn’t have a brain.

 

  • When life puts you in challenging situations, don’t say why me, say try me.

 

  • The road to success is paved with adverbs.

 

  • Be nice to your law school classmates. You may see them again when they become judges.

 

  • We all go to law school to figure out what we want to be when we grow up.

 

  • The problem with law school is that it trains you to be a lawyer.

 

  • Law School: All the reading. None of the drinking.

 

  • Law school = too long; didn’t read.

 

  • In law school, the only way to stop a talking classmate is to stab him with a pencil.

 

  • I’m tired. But I know I’m going to law school tomorrow. So I have hope in my heart and fire in my eyes. 👁

 

  • If you have a pulse, they will find you guilty.

 

  • “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” – Albert Einstein.

 

  • “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” —Winston Churchill.

 

  • You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

 

  • Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes, I need expert advice.

 

  • “We are all born mad. Some remain so.”

 

  • They say Law school is for intelligent people. Well, I’m a lawyer now, so…

 

  • “Law school: the finest legal education money can buy. “-Tom McMann

 

  • Law school: What they forgot to teach you in undergrad

 

  • Law school is like a minotaur: it has the head of a tortilla and the body of a person.

 

  • The 5 stages of law school:

 

  • I’m not saying I hate you; what I’m saying is that you are literally the closest person to me in law school without my autograph on a DNR order.

 

  • Unless it’s your first year of law school, in which case it’s a jury. Good luck out there

 

  • In Law school, you only need to be wrong once.

 

  • If you love the law so much, why don’t you marry it?

 

  • I am convinced that the world would be a much happier place if everyone had to take a course in legal writing.

 

  • Your Honor. The defense rests.

 

  • Law is like sausage: It’s better not to see it being made.

 

  • “A room without books is like a body without a soul.