Looking for some funny 17th birthday captions? You’ve come to the right place. If you have a daughter or nephew whose birthday is fast approaching, congrats! She or he is about to turn another year older and you’re going to need some cute, inspiring and funny quotes that show your love and support. I’ve got you covered.
17th Birthday Captions Funny
- 17 is a beautiful age. You’re finally talking and can take care of your own poop!
- In honor of my 17th birthday, I’m going to spend the day doing everything that I love… sleeping!
- 17 candles make a fire hazard. Happy Birthday
- You’ve been around for 17 years, you’re officially good at life! Happy Birthday!
- 17 candles don’t make a fire. But they do make me sweaty and nervous. Happy birthday, anyway!
- When you realize you’re 17 and still waiting for someone to tell you what to do with your life
- 17 things to do before turning 18: (1) Stop growing. (2) Never change.
- I’m so excited to be 17, and old enough to vote
- Happy birthday to the most creative, intelligent, and independent girl I know. Have an amazing celebration!
- I got a free cake!
- It’s my birthday. So look at me.
- Oh well, at least now you can vote! Happy Birthday.
- Happy birthday to me and my favorite person, ME! (or you can use your name)
- It’s time for you to party like it’s 1699. Happy 17th birthday!
- It’s your 17th birthday! You’re now legally allowed to ruin someone else’s life. Congrats!
- Happy 17th birthday from one teenager to another 😎
- I’ve got 17 years of practice to be this awkward. It’s my birthday and I’ll be happy if I want to. You’re not just another year older. You are 17 years wiser
- Happy 17th birthday! May your life be filled with love, happiness, and amazing adventures.
- 17 is your lucky year! Make the most of it.
- After 17 years of parental supervision, I’ll be celebrating my birthday solo.
- It’s been 17 years since you were born, and I wish you the very best on your special day.
- 17 years old and living on my own—okay, it’s actually just me and my parents in the same house, but I’m still pretty proud of myself.
- Happy Birthday to my Favorite Little Person.
- I’m gonna party like it’s my birthday…because it is!
- Not a high school kid anymore, but not an adult yet either. What am I?
- The best place to be is right here, right now. ❤
- You’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death
- Happy 17th birthday! You’re one step closer to getting the keys to the car.
- What do you get when you turn 17? Nothing!
- I am 17 years old. Officially too old for a midlife crisis and too young for a real crisis. I’m at that perfect point in my life to make bad decisions.
- I’m not 17, I’m 21 with 4 years of experience.
- Sweetie happy birthday and I love you
- You’re not 17. You’re 21 with four years of experience.
- Today, you’re a perfect age!
- Officially 17 and out of control.
- Today, you’re formally a grown-up! Congratulations!
- Happy birthday to someone that gets more beautiful with age.
- I may not be getting older, but at least I’m becoming a classic.
- age (verb) – a series of disappointments brought on by the inaccurate remembrance of your past.
- Smile big. It’s your 17th birthday!
- Happy 17th birthday to you!! You can now drive a car in India!
- Time flies, but I’m glad it’s landing you on a birthday. Happy 17th!
- Happy 17th. Please take it easy on us for the next year. We love you!
- Screaming at the top of my lungs cause I’m turning 17, yeah!!
- 17 is like 16 just funner.
- I’m not 17… I’m 18 with a year of experience!
- I’m just a 17-year-old girl trying to find the balance between being a normal teenager and a teenage celebrity.
- You know what they say, sixteen is the magic number! (Okay, so nobody says that…but people probably should!) Happy Birthday!
- Yay for being a teenager for one more year! Happy birthday to me!
- You’re growing up so fast can you please stop 😭
- Crying over how many days left until my birthday!
- I haven’t had this much fun since I was 17!
- Remember when I was little and could do no wrong? Me neither. Happy birthday to me!
- Happiest 17th to my favorite teen!
- Happy 17th Birthday! You Are Now Legally Allowed to Be a Teenager Again.
- Happy 17th birthday! You’re old enough to know better but too young to care.
- May your 17th birthday be filled with more fun and laughter than you can imagine. Happy Birthday!
- Happy 17th birthday to me! I can now bot drive and vote. #finallylegal
- 17 candles for 17 years? I can’t believe you can legally buy this cake and eat it too!
- 17 is a good number to turn. It’s prime, and it’s not too young or old either. Happy Birthday, you lucky kid!
- 17 is my favorite number. So let’s all have fun!
- Like, whoa, you’re 17. That’s really, really awesome.
- I was going to give you a clever joke on your birthday, but you didn’t laugh at any of them in the last 16 years.
- It’s your birthday, so don’t stop partying! Have a great day.
- 17 years and still haven’t killed me. Yay!
- Happy birthday to the only one who deserves a #throwbackthursday post every day.
- Today was so fresh and so clean.
- You’ve always been you and that’s what I love about you
- “Happy 17th Birthday! You’re finally legal to see an R-rated movie without your parents.”
- Happy 17th Birthday! You’re a star.
- Happy 17th birthday! I would give you advice, but I’m still figuring my life out too.
- 17 & finally legally allowed to do things I’ve always been doing! Happy 17th birthday to me!
- In the words of Taylor Swift, “I’m feelin’ 22.” Except I turned 17.
- Yes, I’m turning 17 tomorrow. How did you know?
- 17 candle power.
- Only one more year until you’re considered a legal adult! Happy birthday, old person.
- 17 years ago someone said: “What’s in the box?!” and I fell for it.
- All you need is cake to make this day even more interesting. Happy Birthday to me!
- But mom, I am legal now. Asking for what I want, how I want it without the guilt. 🎉🎂
- Go big or go home. It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to
- One more year closer to your retirement.
- 17 is all about the upsides of adulthood (and definitely none of the downsides). Happy birthday to a young adult!
- 17 candles, 17 balloons, and a mom who’s happy you are no longer 16. Happy birthday 🎂
- Time flies by when you’re having fun. Happy 17th birthday to my wild and crazy friend!
- Happy 17th birthday to me. I may not be an adult yet, but I have a whole lot of opinions about anything and everything. Happy Birthday to Me!
- Happy Birthday! 17 years ago today my life changed in the very best way. I got to be your mom
- to the one who doesn’t have a fake ID yet!! Happy birthday!!!
- Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
- We have officially reached that age where “This is what means to me.” is a perfectly legitimate Facebook post.
- 17 year old me is going to be so mad at how boring I’ve become.
- You’re not getting older, you’re looking younger every day.
- Happy Birthday🎈 to you and me, yay!!! Wish we were kids again!
- You know you have grown up when you realize the only thing you want to be is yourself
- Technically I’m now old enough to drink! (Still won’t though)
- 17 is just a stepping stone of my life. I am going to have more fun, do better in school, and get out there to see what the world has in store for me! Happy 17th birthday to me!
- Happy 17th birthday! You’re now one step closer to becoming an adult, but we all know you’ll always be a kid at heart.
- Happy Birthday to my best friend! We are going to get wasted now…wasted on sweets, pizza, and soda. Happy 17th Birthday!
- Happy 17th Birthday. Yay, you finally have a driving license!
- I am 17, and I am so excited to be an adult. Happy Birthday to me!
- OMG, I’m Already 17. Imagine what my parents must feel like!
- Congrats on making it all the way to 17 without a child support payment. Take that payment, you’re not gonna get me now.
- At 17, you’re finally grown enough to see how much you have to learn. Happy Birthday!
- In an alternate universe, I married the Starbucks barista and we’ve been happily caffeinated ever since.
- Happy birthday to me! Yay, I finally made it to the real world!
- Again and again, I see emojis instead of numbers.
- 17th birthday wishes, messages, and quotes. Happy Bday Boy!
- You are finally legal to drink all the Kombucha your heart desires. Happy 17th birthday!
- 17 is such a lucky age. You’re old enough to know things but young enough to not care. Hippie birthday!
- It is your birthday but I am the one who is… Turning 17 today. Happy Birthday to me!
- I can’t believe you’ve only been on earth for 17 years. You look at least 22. Happy Birthday to a true friend!
- 17 years and still going strong! Oh yeah, baby!
- 17 years ago I was born without any teeth. Today I’m celebrating the birthday of a toothless person! 😛
- Forever 17 👯♀️💁♀️
- Cake for breakfast, cake for lunch, and cake for dinner. You are finally an adult.
- HBDIY (Happy Birthday Did I Say)
- Happy birthday to my very first and last crush.
- Don’t look back. I’m right behind you.
- There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.
- New year, same you! Happy 17th birthday
- Happy 17th bday to the guy who’s not allowed to drive me around anymore 🙃 Try to look happy, because this is the last birthday where I’ll pay for your cake! Good luck in your adult life.
- Happy 17th birthday. You’re finally legal… to do the exact same things you were already doing.
- Happy 17th birthday to a person who is only two years away from being able to buy me alcohol!
- 17 candles and you thought 18 was cool🎉
- 17 years and counting! Happy Birthday! Hope your day is full of cake, sunshine, and happiness!
- Today, you’re on cloud 17. Happy birthday!
- 17 things I’ve learned in 17 years: 1. Never skip class, 2. Never pay full price, 3.
- I just remember 17 as being a time when I was I would like to be.
- You’re not little anymore, but you still have a lot of growing up to do. Happy Birthday!
- So happy to hear you’re not too old to still need a chaperone.
- Hello world, here I am. Let’s bring on the cake 🎂
- I don’t remember what I said, but at least everyone laughed
- Seventeen is a great age, the perfect number for teenagers. You can go out and party, but you are still young enough to be considered a baby. Happy 17th Birthday!
- 17 is a magical number. Now you can rent your own car, get in to see R-rated movies, and buy fireworks! Happy birthday, sweetie!
- Have a happy 17th birthday! Time to move past the most awkward years of your life and into the next ones.
- happy 17th birthday to the most magical person I know
- 17 is my lucky number. Let’s expand the family now! Happy 17th Birthday to you, dearie!
- Happy 17th birthday to my favorite person in the world. I hope your day is as amazing and wonderful as yours!
- How lucky we are to be alive right now! Happy 17th birthday, sweetie.
- 17 things you will only understand if you are turning 17 years old.
- 17 years of good times, bad times, and even worse outfits. Happy birthday!
- Here are 17 things you can do that you couldn’t do when you turned 16, but still honestly wouldn’t recommend.
- Don’t look now, but you’re officially a teenager!
17th Birthday Caption For Myself
- Wishing you a Happy 17th Birthday to me! 🎉
- Happy 17th Birthday to Me 🎂
- I’m turning 17 yaaaay! Can’t wait to get my license tomorrow
- Sweet seventeen, I love you more than last year.
- Today was the last day of being 16 and I can honestly say that this past year has been full of the most exciting memories and unforgettable friends! Thanks, everyone for being a part of my crazy life!!
- 17 year old and already feel like a grown-up! Waiting for this day to get over so I can go back to being 16. Ahhh, drama!
- I made it to 17 at least. I’ve been through stuff and the best is yet to come.
- Happy Birthday to meeee! I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, and still a mess. 🤪
- My favorite humans make me smile, laugh, cry. You guys have been there for so much in my life and I am so thankful
- Thanks, mom and dad for giving birth to me😘. Now I can finally buy my own car, get a tattoo and use Snapchat without the child filter
- Everyone has that one friend who always reminds them of their birthday! Thanks for the birthday wishes.
- Happy Birthday to me! Another year wiser 😎
- Staying humble is hard but remember to always stay true to your purpose and character. Happy Birthday to me!
- Time flies when you’re having a great time.
- A quick thank-you to everyone who’s supported me this past year. My 17th birthday is tomorrow, and I’m celebrating by treating myself to a bubble tea with boba!
- It’s my 17th birthday today. Happy birthday to me
- It’s my 17th birthday today and I’m so happy for my life up till now, thank you all for the birthday wishes
- Today is my 17th birthday
- Happy Birthday to my sweet 17-year old self who has grown so much and can’t wait to become even more amazing
- 17 years of growing, exploring, loving, and living. Happy birthday to me!
- 17 years ago today (top picture) I was born ❤️ and today is my birthday
- Hello, 17! I’m ready to conquer the world – keep scrolling for the next adventure #helloseventeen
- To the day I took my first breath, to the day I take my last…I’m still here! (Update: I survived being 17) 🎉
- Oh dear, I’m 17!
- What a year it has been! I am so grateful for all the memories and the growth this past year has brought me. Excited to see what my next set of years will bring me.💛
- I feel like I’m at the beginning of my best years!
- My mom made me this cake 🎂. I’m thinking of stealing it from her and eating it all by myself.
- True happiness 🥳
- Happy 17th birthday to me! I’m so grateful for all the love in my life.
- Happy 17th Birthday To Me! It’s going to be an awesome year.
- Wow, I’m celebrating the 17th birthday of my thirdborn child today. He’s all grown up and I’m feeling old.
- Happy 17th birthday to the little big girl.
- I am 17 today! Time flies so fast. I feel blessed to see another year of my life. Lots of love from me to all of you. Happy Birthday to me🥳
- Not really into making a big deal out of my birthday, but you caught me on a good day so here’s a selfie for the ‘gram 🤳 I can’t believe I’m 17!
- 17 years ago I was born, today I am a well-adjusted adult with no extreme psychological damage. #ComingOfAge
- Today I turn 17! 🎈 #happybirthdaytome
- Happy birthday to me! I am so grateful for having you all in my life.
- sometimes life gets overwhelming and it feels like no one is on your side. God’s grace is enough to pull you through and make you stronger than you ever could be on your own. He has brought me through so much in these 17 years 💕
- It’s my birthday so I’ll pose if I want to.
- So grateful for all the birthday wishes from everyone today! 🎉Sending my love to you all!
- 17 feels like 70 and it’s very strange but I guess someone’s gotta do it.
- Let’s just say I am very happy to be alive.
- When you are in a good mood, you can be proud of that. Remember that feeling of happiness!
- My 17th birthday is special to me because I’m one step closer to my dream of becoming a filmmaker.
- I’m going on a rooftop and I’m not coming down till the 17th stops being so lit. #birthday #17thbirthday
- feeling totally un-extra today, i.e. my 17th birthday 😜
- 🎈I can’t believe I made it to my 17th birthday. It’s crazy how fast time flies. But, I think what’s crazier is that the older I get, the more beautiful life becomes. Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes! I appreciate all of you 🥰
- My first 17 years have been full of memorable moments. I can’t wait to see what the next year brings.
- Happy day of birth to my 17th year! Throwback to celebrating in the big apple with friends.
- Woah, I really can’t believe I’m 17 today! Time flies when you’re having fun. Can’t wait to see what this next year will bring me.
- 17 years old, 17 new lessons and experiences that I will never forget. Forever grateful.
- Another year has passed, but I am grateful for the friends, memories, and fun times 17 brought me. Looking forward to what 18 has in store.
- It’s my birthday!!!17 years ago, I was ‘born’ at 4:30 pm. Wow!
- Today I turn 17! I’m excited to start a new chapter in my life.
- I’m 17 and I can party all night long and still get straight A’s!!
- So much has happened in my life since I turned 16. I can’t wait to see what the next year brings me
- Still can’t believe I am legal now! Feel free to stop me if you see me drinking
- It’s my birthday! I can’t wait for this new chapter in my life.
- Happy 17th Birthday to me…🎉
- Some people say 17 is one of the greatest years of your life – and I believe it! 😘
- 17 years ago, I entered this world and changed the lives of my family forever. Happy birthday to me! 🎈
- 17 candles Happy Birthday to me!!!!!!!
- Hi! I’m 17. Happy Birthday to me💕
- Hey guys, on this day 17 years ago I came into this world. Mom said that I was the most handsome creature she ever saw
- Today I am 17 and I still feel like a kid at heart, but my vision going forward is to be recognized as an adult with a major purpose in life.
- Happy birthday to me 🎉 Today I am taking time to appreciate myself and remember how far I’ve come
- Now a legally allowed adult, can I be the designated driver tonight?
- It’s my golden birthday! 🥳
- The best part of growing older is meeting more amazing people and I am grateful to have met all of you 👦🏼
- Take the risk or lose the chance ✨
- You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake! 🎂
- What a wild ride it’s been so far–but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Excited for what’s to come!
- Officially a grownup.
- From the awkward teen years where I thought I had a cute bowl cut, to the age where my hair is finally starting to grow, I have been blessed with so many amazing and supportive friends. Happy 17th birthday to me!
- Happy 17th birthday to me! I’m back on Instagram after a year, thanks for all the wishes xx
- Thank you to all my friends and family who’ve supported me through all my teenage years. I’m so excited for 17!
- 17 is a lucky number, and I feel so lucky to be 17. It’s been a memorable year with the most amazing friends & family by my side. Happiest of birthdays to me!
- Cheers to 17 years of incredible family and friends, countless memories, and so much love ❤
- I am 17 now! Thanks for the birthday wishes~
- If you’re blessed enough to see 17, you’re blessed enough.
- Turning 17!
- 17 years of happiness, growth, and adventure. Here’s to 17 more
- 17 is the year of self-discovery, experimentation, and growth. Yourself first.
- Feelin 17 and Bossy 🎉💕
- A big thanks to my family and friends for the birthday wishes. I love you all! 💙
- Happy 17th Birthday to me 🎉💕
- 17 years ago today I arrived in this world, a little bundle of joy and love. And 17 years later, I’m still just as happy to be here. Happy 17th Birthday to me!
- Thanks, mom, and dad for giving birth to me, I am so blessed to have you all in my life. Today is a special day because I’m turning 17! Thank you all for your warm wishes
- Oh sweet 17, I’m so happy to meet you!
- 17 and feeling young at heart!
- Thank you for all the birthday wishes! I am so blessed to have lovely people in my life ❤
- There’s no better place in the world than with my friends and family. Today is a day to celebrate and have a good time! If you can’t be with me today, give me a call so we can still talk. It was so nice seeing everyone today!!
- I’m officially an adult, where’s my money?!
- It’s my birthday! Let’s go do something fun (and get food afterward).
- You are what you are, and you make of yourself what you will. Happy Birthday
