Funny 22nd Birthday Insta Captions and Quotes

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Funny 22nd Birthday Insta Captions: Want to celebrate a birthday and give the best birthday wishes? We have gathered the Funny 22nd Birthday Insta quotes to make the one you love to laugh at. Come find the perfect birthday captions and quotes for your day.

Funny 22nd Birthday Insta Captions

  • Happy 22nd birthday! I hope your day is filled with gifts, treats, and hugs. Here’s to lots of fun today, tomorrow, and always.

 

  • Twenty-two or twenty-fun? 🎉

 

  • Sending you a virtual birthday cake on your special day.

 

  • You’re 22 years old, but happy birthday to your inner child.

 

  • My love for 22 is borderline obsessive.

 

  • I’m 21, plus one year of awesome.

 

  • I’m feeling 22… and I still have no idea what I’m doing.

 

  • I’m so glad you were born because you brighten my life and fill it with joy. Happy birthday.

 

  • Twenty-two, I’m too young to be this old.

 

  • In dog years, I’m already dead.

 

  • I’m 22 but my posture is atrocious.

 

  • Took 22 years to look this good

 

  • Age is only a number, so please enjoy these 22 birthday captions you can use for your Instagram picture on your big day!

 

  • You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. Happy 22nd Birthday!

 

  • Congrats on surviving your first 21 years.

 

  • When I was 21, I did a lot of stupid things. When I turned 22, I did a lot of stupid things on purpose.

 

  • Hello 22, I am 21 and holding on for dear life.

 

  • If loving birthdays is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Happy birthday to me!

 

  • Turning 22 this year, which means I’m 2.2 years away from being twice my current age.

 

  • Sip sip hooray, it’s my birthday!

 

  • I’m not sure what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it really well. Happy Birthday to me!

 

  • Look at you, you’re all grown up and getting closer to 30, like the rest of us. 🙂

 

  • And now I can legally do things that I’ve already been doing for years.

 

  • I know that I’m getting older when all the names in my black book have M.D. after them.

 

  • At 22, I learned how to stop worrying about stuff and realized that only time is what matters because it never stops.

 

  • To make your 22nd birthday quotes and captions stand out, why not add a dash of humor to them? Here are the best funny birthday insta captions for your reference:

 

  • Happy 22nd birthday to me and my favorite wine glass.

 

  • 22 reasons why my 22nd birthday is going to be the best birthday yet!

 

  • Happy birthday to you! You know what that means… Time to bust out the tequila!

 

  • what happens on the 22nd day of every month?

 

  • She turned 22 and still doesn’t know what she’s doing. Happy birthday, babe!

 

  • Wow! I’m officially going to be old enough to drink next year!

 

  • Life starts at 22. The fun begins at 25.

 

  • you have to admit, you’re 2% less of an adult today than you were yesterday

 

  • Yes, I am 22. And no, you may not ask me how old I really am.

 

  • Let the good times roll on another year!

 

  • Happy birthday to my amazing, beautiful and fabulous best friend. Have an awesome day and a fantastic year ahead!

 

  • finally, I’m legal!

 

  • Time to swap out the oversized tees and leggings for real clothes again!

 

  • Happy 22nd Birthday! You’re 1 year closer to being in your mid-thirties and not going out to the bars anymore because it gives you a headache.😎

 

  • 21 may be the actual age you can drink, but 22 is the age that you become a real adult. Happy Birthday!

 

  • Happy 22nd birthday to me! Time to start adulting.

 

  • Someone told me that today is my birthday. At first, I didn’t believe them, but then I saw Facebook’s trending list again and realized they were right.

 

  • Happy Birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny, and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous girl to another!

 

  • It’s time to party like a rock star because today, I am turning 22!

 

  • Happy birthday to a true friend. We’ll have to celebrate soon!

 

  • May your day be as sweet as the sugar in my coffee ☕️

 

  • You’re 22. It’s okay to have temper tantrums, scream at your friends and throw things when you don’t get your way.

 

  • 22 years down and forever to go.

 

  • I just turned 22, but I’ll never be too old for Disney.

 

  • Another year older and still living my best life 😛

 

  • Forget about the past you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one! Happy Birthday!

 

  • I’m 22 and still figuring it out.

 

  • 22nd birthday and the number is still cooler than you.

 

  • Oh wow, you’re still a legal adult! Happy 22nd birthday!

 

  • 21 was fun but 22 is gonna be my year.

 

  • you’re 22. we’re all pretty proud of you today.

 

  • It’s my birthday, so you know what that means: doin’ 22 shots of tequila.

 

  • Cheers to my 22nd year of accidentally poisoning myself with raw cookie dough. Thanks for the cake, mom!

 

  • Hooray! You’re no longer in your early twenties. Enjoy your mid-twenties!

 

  • 22 feels like 21 except you can vote, drink and stay up past 10 p.m.

 

  • Turning 22 is a bit like finding out you’re the lead in a movie only slightly less popular than the Fast and Furious franchise.

 

Short Funny Birthday Captions For Instagram

  • 22 Years Young

 

  • I’m so ready to un-adult.

 

  • The number of candles on your cake is irrelevant.

 

  • Cannot believe I’m 22 !!

 

  • Happy 22nd Birthday! You’re not 21 anymore, but you’re not 25.

 

  • Happy 22nd birthday, you’re still so young! it’s safe to say your best years are still ahead☺

 

  • You’re 22, fun, flirty, and thriving.

 

  • 22 isn’t old enough to be this tired.

 

  • Turning 22 and feeling more like a big kid than ever! Life is good.

 

  • Happy birthday to me, and to all of my friends who are having birthdays this week too. I hope that we can all get together and celebrate with cake.

 

  • Well, I’ve made it to another birthday … I couldn’t be more surprised.

 

  • Your 21st birthday marks your first drink and your 22nd birthday marks the first time you recall that drink.

 

  • The world has officially entered a new era: the era of my adulthood. 🙋‍♀️

 

  • When the waiter asks if I want my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I say, “Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.”

 

  • I’ll start dieting tomorrow, today is my 22nd birthday.

 

  • I finally get to drink in peace!

 

  • I’m only 22 and I’m already tired of the world.

 

  • Getting older, not up.

 

  • I couldn’t think of a funny caption for this birthday picture, so I figured I would just tell you that this is a funny birthday caption.

 

  • Legal but still so much fun. Happy birthday to me!

 

  • 22 reasons why I’m happy to be 22

 

  • I’m officially old… I’m too old for this birthday stuff

 

  • 🎉 I’m 22, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to act my age. 🎁

 

  • At least it’s not as bad as being 21.

 

  • Today, we celebrate my 22nd year of being awesome.

 

  • Feeling 22 today, and 22 days older than yesterday.

 

  • 22 reasons I still believe in my teenage dreams. Happy birthday to me!

 

  • Can’t believe I’m 22! Still doesn’t feel like I have my life together…

 

  • Life is a journey, but my bag is Chanel. Happy birthday to me!

 

  • 22 years, 22 truths.

 

  • Another year older, another year wiser. 😉

 

  • It’s my 22nd birthday, and if the previous 21 years are anything to go by — nobody is gonna remember the year I turned 22.

 

  • I can’t keep calm, it’s my 22nd birthday

 

  • They said I’d never make it to 21, and here I am with a cocktail in my hand as a 22-year-old half an hour before midnight.

 

  • 22 is just another word for 2 perfect girls and crazy life.

 

  • I’m 22 and fabulous.

 

  • Happy birthday to me! Time to retire from being an adult and just eat cake for the rest of my days 🍰

 

  • We don’t know how old you are but we do know how young you feel.

 

  • Glad you’re legal now. 🥳

 

  • I’m only 22, but it’s been a long 22 years.

 

  • Sometimes the age of 22 feels like a blessing and sometimes it feels like a curse.

 

  • 22 and still a mess. 22 is the new 14

 

  • I’m 22 and I still don’t know what to do with my hands.

 

  • Level 22 achieved.

 

  • I don’t always turn 22, but when I do, it’s my birthday.

 

  • Here’s to being 21 and remembering at least 17% of it.

 

  • You’re how old? 🍰

 

  • Cheers to twenty-two years of being younger than I’ll be next year.

 

  • thank god I’m legal because my mom was getting tired of bailing me out.

 

  • I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve been 22 for like three years.

Funny 22nd Birthday Insta Quotes

  • I thought I was just really talented at wasting time, but it turns out I’m pretty good at getting older, too. Happy birthday to me!

 

  • I’m 22, broke, and still in school. Send help.

 

  • I’m 22, I’m single, and I’m ready to go down the aisle.

 

  • I’m 22 but I’m acting 12. Happy Birthday to me.

 

  • It’s my birthday and I’ll be drunk if I want to.

 

  • I only drink champagne on 2 occasions, when I am in love and when I am not.

 

  • 22 looks good on you

 

  • I’m 22 and still going strong although I may turn 23 in a few more months.

 

  • 21 was a fun year, but 22 is going to be great!

 

  • You’re 22 years old, and you’re the best gift I could have asked for on my 21st birthday 🎁

 

  • I just turned 22, don’t know how to feel about it 🍻

 

  • You’re young, happy & free. 🎉👏🎈

 

  • I’m 21 + 1 🍾

 

  • Happy birthday to me! (and you, if it’s your birthday too!)

 

  • You’re 22 going on 12.2. HBD!

 

  • I wanna be 22 forever.

 

  • I’m 22. I am smarter, faster, stronger, and more confident than I was last year. So bring it on world!

 

  • You’re longer in your twenties than you are in your teens.

 

  • Another trip around the sun! Cheers to 22!

 

Funny 22nd Birthday Instagram Captions Friends

  • We’re here to celebrate you becoming another year older and wiser. Happy 22nd Birthday!

 

  • Happy 22nd birthday friend! Let’s celebrate the fact that you made it another year without falling into the ocean!

 

  • Birthdays are good for your health! Statistics show that people who have more birthdays live longer. Wishing you a very special 22nd birthday, May all your dreams come true!

 

  • Another year, another challenge my friend. You are older, but I like to think wiser too. Happy Birthday

 

  • Only a few more years until this is legal again! Happy birthday!

 

  • 21 was a great year, I’m looking forward to what 22 is bringing my way.

 

  • Is she old enough to drink? We’re not sure, but we bet she can drink us under the table.

 

  • You’re legally now able to do everything you did at 21 just faster.

 

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday today #blessed

 

  • You can’t have a bad time with your best friends.

 

  • No one else I’d rather have spent the day with.

 

  • Be young. Be dope. Be proud. –Lana Del Rey

 

  • It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home

 

  • On this day, my queen/king was born.

 

  • 22 is a wonderful age, full of possibilities and new experiences. Enjoy every minute of it! Happy 22nd birthday!

 

  • Congratulations! You’ve made it to your mid-twenties. It’s all downhill from here, but don’t worry because your friends are here for you. Happy 22nd birthday!

 

  • Happy 22nd birthday! If the phrase “22 and thriving” has ever been more accurate than it is today.

 

  • Happy birthday to my best friend and personal Snapchat artist.

 

  • Happy 22nd birthday to someone who is smart, beautiful, and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous babe to another!

 

  • I made it to my 22nd birthday and I don’t need to tell you how, cause you know.

22nd Birthday Captions For Friend

  • Happy Birthday! You’re going to need more than one beverage to get through this day.

 

  • You are now 2 decades old. Congrats!

 

  • Turning 22 is like having 2 teenagers in one.

 

  • At least I haven’t turned 22.

 

  • Happy birthday to my favorite person in the whole entire world! Let’s make tonight count!

 

  • Congrats on being able to rent a car for dirt cheap, fam.

 

  • I’m 22 years old, but I still love a cuddle.🙈

 

  • I may be a little bit older, but I still have absolutely no idea what I’m doing.

 

  • 22 is just a little more than half as old as I’ll be when I die.

 

  • You are like a fine wine that only gets better with time. Happy 22nd Birthday, my friend!

 

  • Happy 22nd Birthday!

 

  • Happy 22nd birthday, you’re one step closer to being old and wrinkly like me!

 

  • It’s your 22nd birthday so I’ve made you a cake. It’s in the bin now though. Happy Birthday

 

  • 22 Years, 22 Sips – Drinks are on me!

 

  • A post dedicated to my two favorite 22-year-olds

 

  • Now that you’re 22, it’s time to grow up and get rid of your childish ways.

 

  • New year, same you (but with a birthday). Happy birthday!

 

  • You’ve been at this for 22 years now, but you still haven’t figured things out? You’re doing great!

 

  • “I remember when you were so [mature] and now you’re only [22].”

 

  • A happy 22nd birthday to my best friend! You deserve everything good in life.

 

  • how are you still not 21 yet?

 

  • You’re 22. Too young to drink, too old to have fun. Happy birthday!

 

  • Happy Birthday to my bestie, who still owes me tacos from last week.

 

  • The party’s here! Time to celebrate like I’m turning 21 again.

 

  • Three cheers for 22 years!

 

  • Today is the first day of the rest of your twenties.

 

  • Cheers to 22 years of terrible decision-making 🎉

 

  • They say aging is all in the mind. Good thing you’re a bit airheaded, it’s the perfect age for you!.

 

  • It’s my birthday but I’ll cry if I want to.

 

  • There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.

 

  • 22 years ago I had a dream of being in the best shape without putting any effort. Today, I’m still dreaming.

 

  • Happy 22nd Birthday, Let The Adventure Begin!

 

  • Hey, 22. Nice to finally meet you. Stay as amazing as you are right now.

 

  • 22 years wise, 22 years silly, and 22 years of lots of laughter. Happy Birthday!

 

  • How long have we been friends? I can’t recall! All I know is that it’s awesome! Happy birthday to my best friend!

 

  • 21 was a good day. 22 is gonna be even better!

 

  • Happy birthday to my best friend! Let’s continue to be bad influences on each other.

 

  • Today is the day we turn 22, so come out and lets all party.

 

  • Happy birthday! You’re now 22 years old – that’s 2 perfect 10s!

 

  • Happy Birthday to the only one I would want as my getaway driver!! Love you and let’s go on an adventure

 

  • Another year older, another year wiser. Keep calm and party on grad!

 

  • I’m turning 22 today and I’ve got two 2s on my mind.

 

  • Let the countdown to my quarter-life crisis begin!

 

  • Go wild or go home. It’s our birthday.

 

  • The best advice I’ve gotten is to not take life too seriously. Missing the fun and