Sometimes, the best way to celebrate turning 26 is to look for funny 26th birthday quotes and sayings. Turning 26 is a milestone, but there are many more milestones that come after that.
Here is a list of 26th birthday messages and quotes to wish someone a happy birthday. Feel free to use any of them in a card, text message, or social media post to wish them a great day. This collection includes inspirational quotes, funny sayings, and more.
Funny 26th Birthday Captions
- My 26th bday gift to myself: I stopped counting my age in years and went right to dog years. Happy birthday to me!
- I can’t believe you’re 26 years old. You’re just a kid!
- 26 was great, 27 is looking even better. Happy birthday to me!
- It feels good to be 26. The only problem is I don’t feel 26. I feel only 13 years old inside, and 13-year-olds are not a great responsibility.
- Cheers to 26 years…and the rest of our lives! 🎉🥂
- Today I’m turning 26…again!
- I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is filled with much love, many wonderful surprises and gives you lasting memories that you will cherish in all the days ahead. Happy Birthday.
- thank goodness for birthdays… if it weren’t for them, we wouldn’t get the presents
- Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to the queen Happy Birthday ^_^
- You are now at a turning point: you can either start acting your age, or 30.
- I know what I’m feeling (no) is not our usual jive and though you’re only 26, we’ve still survived. To the big two six!
- A quarter of a century down, only a lifetime to go 🎉🎊
- I’m getting so old, I only carry cash to be ironic.
- The first 25 years were just a warm up.
- 26: 2 perfect, and 6 rotten.
- You have all the rights to feel like a queen on your 26th birthday. Happy Birthday!
- 26 looks good on you, this year is going to be filled with endless laughter and love.
- Wow, you’re 26 years young! 😜
- Turning 26 today, I can’t say life is getting better just yet, but it sure isn’t getting worse!
- You’re 26, so technically you should be smarter now.
- Thanks for the B-day wishes! I’m now 26 years old and still have no idea what I’m doing!
- 26 things I’ve learned in 26 years, number one: your birthday is a great time to reflect on the past year and think about all the great things you’ve accomplished
- I’m not 26, I’m 18 with 8 years experience.
- Here’s to another year of me being my parent’s problem. Happy Birthday To Me!
- It’s my birthday, and I’ll cry if I want to 🎈 🤣
- Now that I’m 26, I don’t know if I’m more mature or just more tired.
- A quarter of a century 👏.
- 26 and still living for the drama
- I hate being called old, but I love being called experienced 😂
- I made it to my 26th birthday without trolling the internet for funny 26th birthday captions. If you’re reading this, I just broke my record!
- Happy Birthday to me! 26 years has taught me that I need birthday cake, friends and booze to survive.
- I’m 26 and it feels great. I remember how I used to wonder what 26 would feel like. Now I know – it feels like 25. 😀
- 26 sounds so much better than 25. Happy Birthday!
- I’m not 26. I’m 18 with 8 years of experience.
- Congrats on another year survived, I’m always impressed by your ability to endure. Happy Birthday my friend! #TurningTwentySix
- 26? That’s how many candles are on my birthday cake!
- Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
- 26 is not too old to be scared of the dark and get in a tiffy when something you can’t see goes bump in the night.
- Aging is the worst part of life, honestly. Except for all of the other parts.
- You’re turning into such a vintage!
- It’s not that I’m getting old, it’s that you’re getting old.
- Flirty and Thriving.
- Sorry, I only have time for cake!
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- Life is fun and full of surprises, but you’re 26 now! Happy birthday.
- I can’t keep calm! It’s my 26th birthday.
- I love every dog I see, I hope my personality is as attractive when I’m 26.
- Happy Birthday to the birthday girl! You’re 26, so that’s like 26 of me!
- Instagram thought today was my birthday too. #HappyBirthdayToMe
- Happy birthday to my best friend ever.
- Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. Happy Birthday to me!
- I feel awkward talking to people who are younger than me…so I’m just going to write a caption on this picture instead.
- When you realize you’re exactly one-fourth of the way to 100 and begin to panic. Happy birthday 🎁
- 26 and still never been arrested. What’s my superpower? 😍🧚
- 26 is just a number. A very, very old number.
- Just like a fine wine, I get better with age. Today is the first day of my 27th year!
- Seems like only yesterday I was this age. Turns out, it actually was yesterday
- A quarter-life crisis is better than a mid-life crisis, right?
- Just because you’re 26 today, doesn’t mean you have to act your age. Turn up and celebrate. Happy 26th Birthday!
- Greetings from the other side of the world. I hope your 26th birthday is everything you asked for, plus more. Happy birthday 🎉
- You’re the best roommate I’ve ever had (because you’re my only one). Happy Birthday!
- It’s my 26th birthday! Now I have the legal right to make bad decisions.
- It’s somebody’s birthday, and they say that I should celebrate it, but I don’t know any of you people.
- 23’s just a number. 26 is an attitude.
- Today I’m 26 and I’m excited about it. Can you believe I was only 25 yesterday?
- Twenty-six sure seems sweet!
- Today, I am 26. I have approximately 5 kilos of makeup, 8 varieties of shampoo and who knows how many shoes. How did this happen?
Funny 26th Birthday Quotes
- I feel like I’m pretty fun at a party. I like being the life of the party, getting out there and dancing and stuff.
- thanks for still deciding to be my friend after all these years!
- A quarter of a century old today (and still feel pretty good about it).
- The greatest gift we get in life is the people who choose to be in it.
- Just add wine! 🍷❤
- Eat cake, drink wine, and live your best 26th year yet!
- You are getting older but I’m not telling. Happy 26th birthday
- Happy 1st Birthday. 26th Year!!
- 25 was a good year, but I have a feeling 26 is going to be even better.
- Instagram is still trying to figure out why I don’t have an age limit.
- 26: the age when you realize your parents are starting to get old too.
- Almost 27, but still my parents’ favorite child.
- 26, 2 decades, and 6 years old
- WOW! I am growing up so fast. Happy Ben-day to me
- I’m so old, I remember when my wishes started coming true.
- It took 26 years to look this good.
- It takes a long time to grow young. -Pablo Picasso
- You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning
- It’s my 26th birthday, so I have decided to celebrate by giving myself a new name. I am now known as “the old maid.”
- Happy Birthday to the 26-year-old who is feeling 22.🎂
- Turning 26, the last year of your early 20s. Let’s do this!
- 26 years ago today the world was forever changed. Happy Birthday!
- You are now in the age of your life where you will start to understand that you don’t need a reason to drink. Happy Birthday!
- Another year older, and a little bit crazier. Happy birthday to me!
- Happy birthday, here’s to a year of ‘you’re only as old as you feel’ and ‘only being a quarter of the way through your life.’
- 26 isn’t old unless you’re a knife.
- Feeling [XX] today. I’m already having a better year than last year, which was worse than the year before that.
- When no one can decide whose turn it is to pay for the bill.
- “It’s the best time of my life. I’m just starting to realize everything that I want to do.”
- I thought that I was getting old, but it was just a fever.
- I still remember you as a cute little baby. Happy 26th Birthday! Enjoy your day, Love you so much.
- I made you a birthday cake to celebrate your 26th revolution around the sun. But I ate it.
- It’s my 26th birthday, so come out and celebrate!
- Its my 26th birthday..I think I’ll make it to at least 27.
- Welcome to the 26 club, Happy Birthday!
- It’s your birthday, so do what you want!
- First of all, Happy Birthday to me. I’m 26 and enjoying being alive!
- It’s my birthday, so that means it’s acceptable to get drunk on a Tuesday. Right?
- Congrats on being only a year away from being old enough to rent a car!
Funny 26th Birthday Wishes
- 26 years old and still partying like I’m 21!
- I’m 26 and I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. Who said you were grown up anyway?
- It’s time to celebrate being one year closer to that sweet retirement package!
- You know you’re getting old when you have to start memorizing your passwords
- We may not be drunk, but I definitely think you’re funny. Happy 26th birthday!
- Happy 26th birthday. You’ve officially beat the 25-year-old curse.
- 26 things I want in my 26th year: Love, laughter, warmth, chocolate, kindness, health, friendship and a craving for adventure.
- Two and a half decades down the road, looking back at all the mistakes I’ve made. 26th Birthday!
- Happy birthday to someone who remembers what it’s like to have a full night’s sleep.
- “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman
- Feeling grateful for all the love and wishes I’ve received for my birthday. Thank you, everyone!
- Sorry I missed your birthday, I’m just not good at math.
- You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- 26 years old. Still can’t pay my rent on time. I think I finally got this adulting thing down.
- Twenty-six and feeling fine!
- 26 is the new 21, how did this happen?
- Another year of not knowing where I am or what I’m doing = still not old.
- You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to death.
- Oh, how I take it back. How I wish I could go back and tell my 26-year-old self all the things I know now.
- 26th birthday captions. I’m 26 and I still haven’t figured out how to adult. Happy birthday!
- Don’t be sad you’re turning 26, be glad that you made it to the end of your 25th year.
- Happy 26th Birthday!
- Happy 26th birthday! Now you’re closer to 30 than 20. Yikes!!!
- ‘I just turned 26 and I don’t know what to do with myself.
- You are a pro at the 26 things. 💯
- 26 years of friendship, love, happiness, and memories. Happy birthday!
- A quarter of a century. And you’re still not too old for birthday candles!
Funny Birthday Captions
- Cheers to 26 years of me. 😍🍾
- sorry i can’t, I’m allergic to birthdays
- 26 is a great number!
- I’m finally 21. Can’t wait to do all the things I was doing when I was 20.
- Another year older and still I love telling you how much older you are than me.
- You may be over the hill, but at least you’re not under it!
- Another year older, another year wiser 🙄.
- The milk in my coffee and the milk in my teensy breasties have something in common: They’re both past their expiration date. Happy 26th birthday to me!
- Happy Birthday to the coolest 26-year-old I know.
- 26 years of life, with at least 16 hangovers, and one liver. Celebrating the big 2-6!
- Another year older and still looking like you forgot to lock the door before you took a shower.
- You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake 🎂.
- 26 years ago, I walked into this world because someone forgot to lock the door.
- Here comes the birthday girl 🎀🎂🍾
- Living my best life! Thank you 26.
- Another year down, still looking like a snack.
- 26 never looked so good.
- You and me together, just like I wanted—but with less murder and fewer dandelions.
- I’m not over the hill, I’m just enjoying the view.
- I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship
- And so the adventure begins.
- 25 years of amazing memories, 1 year of epic failures. Happy 26th birthday to me!
- “You’re not 26. You’re 18 with 8 years experience.
- Ahhh, the good ol’ days when I thought that turning 25 was old.
- Time to get sexy and I know it. I’m turning 26!
- That was like a ba-jillion years ago. Happy Birthday to the last 28 year old on planet Earth.
- Happy birthday to me! Here’s to another year of not sleeping, eating pizza on the couch, and Netflix binges. Sounds about right.
- Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the future, you can’t predict it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday.👋
- I’m 26. Which is 18 in years, 2 in months, and 3 days in dog years.
- 26 is when you start to feel old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it.
- You know you’re getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself.
- Another year older and a whole lot more awesome!
- My age is none of my business.
- You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.
- Being smart enough to get all A’s, but wise enough not to brag about it.
- Getting another year older, but looking and feeling 26. Happy Birthday!
- It’s my 26th birthday, but it feels like I just turned 18.
- Cheers to 26 years of adulting!
- 26 Reasons I Have The Best Friends in the World Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to this beautiful, smart and funny lady. Good things come to those who wait (I’ve been waiting 26 years).
- Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.
- Ready for the best birthday of my 20s 😜
- Maybe its the birthday girl in me, but getting older doesn’t have to be a bad thing. The wiser you are, the better your life gets. So here’s to more birthdays!
- Happy birthday. You still have all your hair. Don’t waste it by worrying all the time
- Congratulations for being a quarter of a century old.
- OMG, I’m so old, guys! Also: please let me borrow your real phone. LOL
- The 26th year of our life is the hardest one yet.
- Yes, I’m a great big kid now. No, I don’t want to grow up.
- My biggest wish for my 26th birthday is that I am lucky enough to see your beautiful, smiling faces for another year.
- I still look like a baby for my 26th birthday, but I will have to get some wrinkles.
- I drank all your birthday shots so you don’t have to 😝
- Well… here’s another year of me making my friends feel old. Happy Birthday!
- You’re 26! The earth revolves around the sun twice since you were born.
- I can’t believe you’re 26. Only four more years until your mid-life crisis!
- Who cares I’m 26!
- Today is a very special day. 26 years ago, they let the babies out.
- 26 years old: That’s like 18 in dog years!
- It’s my birthday and I’ll boo-gie if I want to!
- 26 is not 2 perfect, but it comes close #birthday
- It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to.
- How am I this old but still know all the words to “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” theme song?
- 26 reasons to celebrate!
- I’m 26. Just kidding, I’m 12 with 14 years experience.
