Instagram has become the modern-day way of announcing a pregnancy, with thousands of people using it as an alternative to traditional methods. In addition to being an effective way of breaking the news, It can also be a lot of fun to come up with funny Instagram pregnancy announcement captions. Pregnancy is an exciting time and it’s natural to want to let others know that you’re going to be parents. If you don’t want to just post the standard, “I’m pregnant,” on social media, then you’ll love this list of funny captions for pregnancy photos.
Funny Instagram Pregnancy Announcement Captions
- The secret is out! We’re pregnant with a baby girl due in November.
- The world has changed. A baby’s on the way and we couldn’t be happier!
- Pregnancy is in the air!
- How do you like me now baby 😘
- We’re making room for baby!
- Hey, baby – want to give me a lift?
- Guess who’s gonna be a big brother/sister! 🍼
- We’ve got some news…we’re pregnant!
- We did it. I am pregnant.
- We’re having a baby, guess who’s stressed? 👶🏻
- We’re going to need a bigger crib 💙👶🏻
- The party is over, now it’s time to get fat! Pregnant of course.
- We’re excited to announce the arrival of a new member of our family. 😊Name: Newborn Baby.
- Not sure what’s cooking, but we’re expecting!
- “When the bun is in the oven, we know who’s winning.”
- That’s right I’m late. Who wants to know why?
- Greetings! It’s me, your new favorite littlest human.
- There’s a new baby on the way, and some new parents as well!
- Sometimes you just have to try and make things work, even if it’s a little weird. (With many emojis)
- I only work part-time these days. If you need me, I’ll be home.
- Happily ever after starts with a bun in an oven.
- It’s official: we’re going to be parents! Here’s hoping our kid gets our sense of humor🤣#parentstobe
- We’re pregnant, but we’re going to need you to expand our circle of trust.
- We’re pregnant with a little human! There’s a baby on the way.
- We’re expecting a baby! (from a stranger)
- .. this was a surprise. We’re having a baby!
- This baby is a miracle, and we’re the lucky ones.
- What do you call a pregnant girl? Preggers! 🤰
- Well, that’s one way to tell them you’re a big sister.
- You have been chosen to be the aunt/uncle. Ready, set, go!
- Here’s to the little one who’ll make us say “Two’s Company, three’s a family”🥰
- We are expecting a miracle in our lives. Love, mommy, and daddy
- There’s one the way. I think it’s a baby!
- If you don’t hear from me, send ice cream and wine. Our baby girl is here!
- Well, that’s one way to announce what you’re expecting.
- What do you get when you’re super 💪🏼 and a little 🍎? ME!
- 🥛👶 Our milk is getting a new (very unexpected) accessory…
- If you can’t find us at the bar, we’re probably at the baby store.
- I hope they make a movie about my life because it will certainly be a drama 🎥
- We’ve got some exciting news! We’re having a baby!
- The only time 👶🏽 is better than 🍸 is when you’re expecting.
- Mama’s cute bump has made a jump! New shoes required
- Sorry, you can’t sit with us, we’re waiting for the little one to arrive.
- To me you are perfect, and my wasted heart will love you.
- This baby is making me thirsty! (insert wine emoji)
- And we thought taking selfies was hard! 👶🏻
- We’re pregnant with a whole bunch of wine.
- We’re expecting it! You’ll need to expand your family portrait.
- Just in case you were wondering, yes we are expecting.
- I have a feeling this one is going to be the best version of me yet.
- Time to pop some bottles and balloons 😉
- We’re pregnant and we know it. Teehee!
- We’re pregnant, but I’m the one feeling sick right now.
- We’ve got an eggcellent announcement. A little one is on the way!
- It’s not just a bump anymore—It’s a baby!
- We’re expecting a delivery.
- We’re adding a new little brew to the mix.
- Bun in the oven and we’re ready to party!
- Sorry, can’t come to the phone right now. I think I might be pregnant…
- I’m having a baby. I hope it’s yours.”
- I’m so excited to announce … that I’m eating for two!
- Here’s to hoping this baby doesn’t look like the baby version of either of its parents.
- Our dog won’t stop barking at my belly. He thinks he’s going to be a big brother!
- Sure, I’ve had a baby shower and I have another one coming.
- We’re adding a new member to our family. Can’t wait to meet you!
- We’re expecting delivery in March 🤰👶
- Okay, we’re just gonna go ahead and say it…we’re pregnant! 🤰🏼
- Get ready for some serious cuteness. Baby on board 😍
- We’re adding a new title to our name and it’s B-A-B-Y!! Get ready for the cutest little thing you’ve ever seen!
- Yes, I’m pregnant, so excuse me if I take the stairs.
- We’re so excited to announce our new family member due in December! A baby girl 🎀
- We’re adding a new member to the family, and his name is Ben & Jerry.
- I’m eating for two… hopefully a boy and a girl.
- Growing a human is hard work but I’m excited to start this new chapter. We’re so happy and grateful for this little blessing 🤰🏻
- Ding dong! The doorbell just rang, and it’s called pregnancy.
- Coming soon to a baby bump near you! 👶🏼
- I’m gonna be a mom/dad! Just let that sink in. 👶🏻👼🏻
- We’re adding a new member to our crew. No, not a puppy. A baby 👶🏻
- We’re expecting a little bundle of joy. Our baby’s due date is right around the corner.
- Nothing comes between us and our favorite dress. Waiting for this one to join the party! 🎉
- You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
- One day you’re the world’s greatest childless aunt, and then BAM! You’re an instant parent.
- No, we’re not having twins and no, I’m not joining a cult. We’re just having a baby. How’s that going for you?
- This baby is the best project I’ve ever created.
- I love how we don’t need to say out loud that I’m pregnant.
- I know you’ve heard about me through the grapevine. I’m gonna be a baby mama.
- We’re expecting it! And by we, I mean me, and by expecting I mean eating for two.
- You never know what you’re capable of until another human is depending on you.
- A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past is forgotten, and the future worth living for.
- You’re going to be a big brother/sister! 💖
- SURPRISE! We’re pregnant. It’s probably the wine talking at this point.
- Two is better than one. We made a thing! Due date: 2020
- If you thought we couldn’t get any cuter, wait until you meet the new addition to our family! Coming soon!
- Introducing the world to our little one.
- Our hearts just got bigger. #OverjoyedWithLove
- The pumpkins aren’t the only things that are ready for autumn! 👶🍂
- We’re only getting one bun outta this oven. [Insert your name here] coming in hot!
- We are expecting is the understatement of the year.
- Baby, it’s you. We’re expecting it! 😍
- Yeah, baby! We’re pregnant.
- Calling all the “I said it before she did” squad. 🤰🏻
- Baby, we’re gonna have a baby ❤️
- Baby to be soon 🙈
- Getting ready for my new role as a baby mama.
- Two little boys and a baby make five! We’re adding to our wolf pack.🐺
- Be prepared for a few changes to the menu. 👶🏽👶🏼
- Good things come in threes 👼🏽👼🏽👼#pregnancyannouncement
- Honey, I’m pregnant! And the baby is yours. If it’s a girl, can we name her Taylor?
- We’re pregnant! Wait—do you pull it out now or what?
- I’m not having twins. This is just the queso talking.
- Coming soon to a baby bump near you!
- We’re adding a new member to the fam this winter! 👶
- It’s got a heartbeat, but it’s not mine.
- Mommin’ ain’t easy, but it’s a little easier when you’ve got wine.
- If you’re not following us, you’re missing out on all of the baby bump photos.
- It’s about to get real weird around here. Mommy and Daddy may be losing their minds, but we’re so excited for you to meet your new little friend.
- Growing our little love … Tweet us a baby name suggestion?
- Guess who’s only half-crazy now? Coming soon: Another tiny human. A new adventure awaits. We’re excited to share we’re expecting a new family member!
- It’s time to cause a little trouble and by trouble, I mean a cute baby!
- Oh baby, you better believe we are going to have a great time this weekend 🧸🤰
- I wasn’t drunk, I’m just pregnant.
- My biggest regret was not peeing on this stick sooner.
- A baby is brewing… just not in the kitchen.
- You’re going to be the most amazing parents, and we can’t wait to meet your little bundle of adventure.
- I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut 🍩🤰😏
- Bun in the oven alert! We’re officially expecting it at the end of the year.
- the third wheel of a couple is the baby that comes in between. It’s gonna be a hella fun ride.
- We’re adding one more set of footprints to our home. We’re pregnant!
- So excited to meet our new little one! 👶🏻 And a little grossed out that they are growing in me. 👩🏻
- Took that pregnancy test… made it look like a baby announcement. Sharing the news with family soon!
- We’re pregnant! Just kidding. It’s a puppy.
- Baby, you’re having a baby! 😁👶
- Food baby, meet my actual baby👶.
- Coming soon to a womb near you!
- We couldn’t wait to tell you… it’s been a long nine months.
- Things might get a little batty around here pretty soon.
- Arriving soon. Not so patiently waiting to meet you
- First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes a baby in the baby carriage 💗
- We’re having a baby! (Just kidding) It’s a burrito.
- That’s right, bun in the oven. #DadJokesForLife
- We’re expecting more than just a bun in the oven this fall.
- The mommy tribe is growing 👩👧👦
- We have no idea what we’re doing, but hey—neither does anyone else.
- Be prepared to ask a lot of questions when you visit me and my new buddy 👼🍼
- Coming soon: A human being that I made with my body.
- Cravings: pickles and ice cream, but mostly pickles
- Here’s to chocolate cake and sleepless nights.
- Whoops! Guess we’re going to need a bigger bed…
- Not sure who is more excited about the bun in my oven… me or the dog #pregnant
- We are expecting a new addition to our family. I’m pregnant with our second child and I couldn’t be happier!
- Looks like I’m going to be one cute little auntie in nine months.
- Having a baby is the biggest thing to happen to us since we stopped being afraid of the dark.
- Who knew I could love someone before I met them?
- Hold up, the baby weight we’re carrying is the most important.
- We’re expecting *drum roll* another child, HAHA!
- Y’all, we are gonna be in so much trouble!
- Hangry emotions are on the rise.🙃
- It’s time to share a secret we’ve been keeping! We’re expanding our family and can’t wait to introduce the newest Dunphy this Christmas!
- Oh, so that’s where babies come from!
- We’re pregnant! Well, I’m pregnant. But I don’t want to do it alone so you’re going to be pregnant too.
- Here’s to the little ones on the way! (And maybe a glass of wine for their parents.)
- As much as I love me, I love this little girl more. She doesn’t quite realize it yet, but she already has my heart.
- If you’ve been wondering why I’ve been eating for two later, it’s because there are TWO of us in here now!
- We made the cutest addition to our family. Check out the latest arrival (date of birth)
- Wait, wait, don’t tell me. You’re pregnant! Congratulations!
- May the odds be ever in your favor. #BabyHungerGames
- When you thought it was morning sickness, but it was your little food baby🍎👼
- It’s twins. Just kidding, it’s triplets. But seriously though, it’s twins.
- The baby-making factory is back in action. 😉
- Our family is about to grow from a party of two to a party of three and we could not be more excited 🎉
- We were two. Now we’re three…happily ever after is just the beginning!
- I have a bun in the oven. What to do with it?
- Out with the old and in with the new 👋🏻👶🏼
- Everyone’s been asking about my “bun” in the oven… 👶😁
- “Your mom is having a baby, and guess what? It’s you!”
- Pregnancy is weird. So we’re running with it!
- The first time I laid eyes on you, my heart whispered ‘that’s the one.’ 🧡
- Let’s be honest, I’m here for the free drinks. ☕
- I am pregnant and I am going to become a father.
- 👶🏼 Our family is growing by two feet! 👟
- It’s a girl! Wait, it’s food baby. Let me start again…
- I’m pregnant, so I’m totally out of this world.
- I know that your first question is “What’s the father’s name?” Just kidding, you know it’s me. 💖
- Make room in the belly for fun times, good food, and great wine. 👶🍷
- Here comes Baby! #babyonboard
- Coming soon to a nursery near you.
- When we get too caught up in the wonders of tomorrow, we might forget the joys in today. So let’s just take it day by day 💜
- Only great things can come from this bun in the oven.
- If you’re wondering why I look so happy, it’s because bourbon is legal.
- Our little cutie pie is on the way!
- When your vision is blurry and your mood is grouchy, it must mean one thing: you’re about to have a baby🤰
- We’re expecting it! (An extra-large order of pizza.)
- The bump will reveal what the baby won’t.
- Hey, Uncle Sam! We ordered one child (please). Seeing it for the first time.
- We’re adding a new member to the squad 👪
- Greetings, People of Earth! The moment you’ve all been waiting for has arrived.
- Two become three but one thing stays the same. We still love the same things!
- We’re pregnant! …and so is everyone else.
- You got us pregnant, should have gone with Plan B.
- I’m not pregnant. I just eat like I am.
- I’m nuts, you’re nuts, let’s make a baby!
- You’re going to be a grandma, so you better start saving your pennies
- Big things are coming, our miracle baby is on the way 🤰
- Give us a minute, we’re busy making people.
- We couldn’t be happier to announce that our family is growing by one more!
- The bun is in the oven and so is my baby ☕
- And then we decided to make it a party of four.
- I had to do a double-take, but I’m ready for the challenge that’s ahead.
- It’s getting a little cramped in my belly.
- Our family tree is growing by two little feet!
- We’re having a baby! (We’ll tell you the gender and name later. For now, please admire our new family pic.)
- I’m a little bit pregnant 👶🏻
- Pregnant AF, but still up for a beer (or three) 🍺
- Coming soon: a child so cute, you’ll cry.
- We’re expecting a baby 🍼 and we can’t wait to meet her…and sell her off on Craigslist for cash to help with college expenses. #babysitter
- It’s a pumpkin spice latte kind of day 🍂
- Party of three, coming soon 👶
- We’re adding a new member to the family *drum roll please*… a baby!
- The only thing growing faster than this bump is our excitement.
- We won’t be needing these anymore! 🎉
- We’re adding a new member to the family!
- Looks like we’re going to be adding another bun to our oven.
- It’s still too early to start planning the baby shower, but I’m already looking forward to the cake.
- Don’t worry, I’m not *having* twins, I’m *BEARING* twins.
- No one knows the real meaning of having a child until they have one. Congrats!!
- Guess what? There’s another bun in this oven.
- More than just a bun in the oven
- I’ve been cooking up something special 🍼✨
- We are happy to announce that we are adding a new member to our family.
- It’s still too early to start planning the baby shower, but I’m already looking forward to the cake.
- Don’t worry, I’m not *having* twins, I’m *BEARING* twins.
- No one knows the real meaning of having a child until they have one. Congrats!!
- Guess what? There’s another bun in this oven.
- More than just a bun in the oven
- I’ve been cooking up something special 🍼✨
- We are happy to announce that we are adding a new member to our family. Eta is expected in May.
- Feeling pretty lucky to be pregnant with (the cutest kid of all time.) 👼
- Just popping in to say #honeywearehavingababy
- The first time since we’ve been together that my belly is bigger than yours. We’re pregnant!
- Now that I think of it, “We’d like to announce” probably isn’t the best phrase to start this caption with.
- Looks like our family is about to add a new member. And by a new member, I mean baby 🍼
- This fall, we’re adding “apple” to our pumpkin spice latte. 😉🍂
- We’re having a baby! Or as I call it, a “free pass to be lazy for nine months.”
- We are expecting a new arrival. Her name is Wine 😉️
- ..we may have gone a little overboard with the nursery. Oops! 👶🏻
- : just in case it wasn’t obvious from my Instagram feed…we’re having a baby 👶🏻
- We’re adding a new member to the family…and his name is Daddy.
- Looks like we’re about to add some pumpkin spice to our lives.
- We ticked off the r’s and added a t. #babyontheway
- We’re adding a new addition to our squad now that our belly has an extra kick.
- Don’t tell the boss, but I’m only coming in to work for 3 more months.
- We’re expecting, and we couldn’t be more excited to let the cat out of the bag!
- You don’t have to be perfect to be a parent.
