70 + Funny Science Instagram Captions

Captions on Instagram can be tricky to plan and formulate. You want them to be good right? But it’s hard because you want your photo to look just right and your caption in sync with the photo. So, that’s why we’re here today going to bring you the best collection of Funny Science Instagram captions for your upcoming pictures.

 

Funny Science Instagram Captions

• If you can’t be bothered to read scientific papers, then you have no right to complain about scientific research.

 

• What’s your favorite element? I’m a huge fan of the periodic table!

 

• Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust.

 

• Pour yourself a drink and tighten your lab coat.

 

• It’s time to bring out the big bubbles! 🧪👩‍🔬

 

• Do not use an ax to kill a fly on your friend’s head.

 

• Do you have an aluminum hat? Oh never mind, we can polish that up

 

• Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

 

• Those who can’t do teach. Those who can’t teach, teach gym.

 

• Here’s to every science teacher who said, “You’ll never amount to anything.”

 

• Diagnosis: this post is sure to make you laugh out loud.

 

• Why does this beer taste funny? A: It’s not beer, it’s hydrogen peroxide.

 

• When it comes to scientific discoveries, even the wildest theories are possible. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it.

 

• You matter, even when you can’t see that you do.

 

• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

 

• “There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.” ― Aristotle

 

• For every action, there is an equal and opposite overreaction.

 

• If you are not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

 

• On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard is it for me to do the work myself?

 

• Discovery: science says whiskey helps you win at ping pong.

 

• In a world of uncertainty, there are only two things I know for sure: Science rules, and I love you.

 

• When you can’t be the queen, science is always there for you.

 

• Science is fascinating and fun….we just have to get past the boring, dry stuff first!

 

• A little bird told me you have a chemistry test today. Good luck.

 

• This chemical reaction gave us a lot of caffeine and we’re not sorry.

 

• Molecules are just a bunch of atoms.

 

• Science fact: The moon does not see the sun without a telescope

 

• Energy cannot be created or destroyed, but it can be used to make something that makes you look ___

 

• A battery cannot passivate a chemist.

 

• If it’s not documented, it didn’t happen.😎

 

• In a world of chaos, be the light.

 

• When you need to know what’s in an adduct and there are no textbooks around.

 

• That moment when you realize that you’re the reason why your teacher is getting gray 😳 #sciencejokes

 

• Only the heartless could resist falling in love with this sweet science-loving duo.

 

• Science is so cool that I have to tell everyone to ignore their social anxiety and just listen to my story.

 

• Don’t be afraid of being wrong – we are all wrong most of the time. It is #science

 

• Thursday throwback to the time when I made an Instagram account for a non-living thing. 😳

 

• The sun is shining, the grass is green and the oats are swaying. Do you know what that means? It’s time for some oat science!

 

• Einstein wasn’t the only one with a theory of relativity.

 

• Time may be relative, but space is expandable.

 

• “If you want people to be able to read the things you write, always write in normal font

 

• I think about science all day long, I wake up and it’s the first thing I think of, and when I go to sleep, it’s what I think of. It’s like a disease.

 

• Everything I learned about science is pretty much useless.

 

• It’s a good thing my pants fit so snuggly or they’d be blown clean off by this intense science.😝

 

• How do you know that you’re spending too much time on social media? You get more likes on your Instagram photo than in real life.

 

• Because nature can be a little silly sometimes. 🩸 🐸 🥑 🐝

 

• the feeling of finally deciphering the lab instructions on your own.

 

• Chemistry is a science that explains the behavior of things. Chemistry spills the beans on the behavior of beans and molecules.

 

• No one is perfect, but that doesn’t mean we can’t strive for the appearance of perfection through rigorous scientific study.

 

• Chemistry is a good thing, but don’t forget to respect the balance

 

• An atom is a point, so if you remove all the points from the plane, what remains?

 

• Falling in love is an easy process, but falling in love with science is the hardest thing you will ever experience.

 

• A lot of people find that they have a sense of humor only through science, whether it be biology or chemistry, or space.

 

• Scientists also have a sense of humor. 😂

 

• Science is fun but I prefer SCIENCE! It’s less messy

 

• It’s a chemistry joke. Get it?

 

• Drink coffee: Do stupid things faster with more energy!

 

• The new scientists are not only the squalid mechanics of technology but also the idealists who find in the world of science a realm more congenial to their spirit than the competition and commercialism which they scornfully reject.

 

• If your professor has a sense of humor, he/she will probably find it funny

 

• When your experiment works, you can get excited.

 

• A meteoroid is a small body orbiting the sun.

 

• A chemist, a physicist, and an engineer are lost in the desert. While they walk, they find a lamp. When they rub it, a genie appears. “I will give each of you just one wish,” says the genie.

 

• Our favorite thing about science is that you can make it as nerdy as you want. Just be precise.

 

• Do you want to be my lab partner? Because I’m feeling a connection

 

• So much in that little head.’ – Leonardo da Vinci #science

 

• The anatomy lesson of the day: This is your heart on coffee. ☕️

 

• Saw the letters ‘DNA’ at a bar last night, took them home but realized I didn’t know what to do with them.

 

• The laws of physics do not apply to Photoshop.

 

• If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.

 

• When you give a procrastinator a good idea…

 

• A witty scientist is a serious scientist. We just have a funny side, too. 😉🧪

 

• I’m like titin, I have a lot of letters. #sciencejoke

 

• Are you a cell that’s full of proteins? Because you’re pretty attractive.

 

• When your professor says “I don’t know” you’re like 81% sure they are wrong.

 

• Astronauts on the moon were never able to see any stars. The moon’s dusty surface (and the sun’s brightness) prevented them from doing so.

 

• You want your audience to think and comment on what you posted.

 

• Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do—but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.

 

• Don’t be afraid to push past your comfort zone—in grooming, style, and in life. Always Keep on Growing.

 

• I don’t want to measure the universe. I just want to watch it roll by 🕰️

 

• The trick is to get out of the lab and jump in the river.

 

• Who thought NaCl would make such a good heart ❤️?

 

• Wish you were here. Down here it is a lot cooler 😉

 

• Astronaut: It’s like a thin atmosphere. Scientist: You mean, like a thin sheet of atmosphere? Astronaut: No, thinner than that.

 

• Do you want a formula for happiness? It’s simple. Just multiply negative emotions by -1 and take the square root of your answer.

 

• I don’t know where this will end, but I know where it starts … Here we go!

 

• In 1847, William C. Rolfe of Cambridge, MA, patented a process for canning food in tinplate cans.

 

• The real reason the dinosaurs became extinct #sciencejokes

 

• Not all who wander are lost. Some are just really into science.

 

• The best part of being a scientist is that you get paid to daydream and then write down your daydreams.

 

• The mid-week slump is real, so we’re taking a break with our favorite lab rats. 🐁🧪💉

 

• We’ve Got Chemistry: It’s in the Stars!

 

• When Science goes wrong and people get hurt

 

• Scientists are always trying to think outside the box, but they can only make the box so big before it’s no longer a box.

 

• You’re pretty awesome, but don’t get too close, Mercury is in retrograde.

 

• When your phone is on 5%: { I’m let you finish, but I need to get a charger. }

 

• A lab is a place where people get together to do experiments to learn things that they already know.

 

• This is admittedly a very small sample size, but still statistically significant.

 

• Water is H2O, hydrogen two parts, oxygen one, but there is also a third thing that makes water and nobody knows what that is.

 

• Healthy and fit are the new skinny.

 

• You make my heart sing, you make everything…. groovy.

 

• A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

 

• Look out world, I’m becoming a real-life scientist in these lab results!

 

• It’s a little bit weird, but it works. You know who I am. I’m the Science Guy!

 

• Even if it’s not your cup of tea, science is an awesome discovery!

 

• Science: It doesn’t always work but when it does, we call it magic.

 

• What did one lab rat say to the other? Haven’t seen you in a coon’s age.

 

• Don’t worry about feeling stupid. If you do, you’re in the presence of great thinkers.

 

• We don’t need to know what’s on the other side of a black hole to study it.

 

• A friend is someone who knows your world and still stays with you.

 

• What did the ugly piece of bread say after it was toasted? “This is a roast!”

 

• Spring is Sprung, Grass is Riz, I wonder where the flowers are?… no really. Does anybody know?

 

• The best way to predict the future is to create it. – Abraham Lincoln

 

• It’s a scientific fact that all these experiments are making us thirsty. #lablife

 

• We are made of atoms that science has since learned are mostly space.

 

• It all starts with a single cell.⚗️

 

• The force is strong with this one. #physics

 

• We are comprised of atoms. All of us. Every human being on the planet. And guess what? So is everything around us.

 

• Where there is science, there is truth.

 

• The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. ☔☔

 

• While on vacation, I have this perfectly executed plan of doing absolutely nothing. And I rarely feel that I’ve accomplished anything. 🤷 🍹🛑

 

• Did somebody order a double shot of espresso?

 

• The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

 

• The energy you put in is the energy you get out.

 

• Science is cool and all, but have you ever seen a dinosaur? 🦕🤣

 

• The theory of evolution is like the picture of a man climbing upward to a mountain peak, while actually, he is standing on the peak and all he has to do is turn around. #sciencequotes

 

• If you’re having trouble staying focused, just remember there are atoms in your body that were once inside stars. 🌟

 

• Chemists do it on the table periodically.

 

• Spring into your week with these plant puns.

 

• A lab is for experiments, not for permanent residence.

 

• This is the only way to ‘do’ a day in the life #workhumor

 

• Summer is coming … which means it’s almost time to hide indoors and play video games.

 

• As my doctor told me: “Rome wasn’t bubbled in a day.”

 

• The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

 

• This is the year you will be strong, confident, and happy.

 

• What do you call a scientist who is in the bathroom? A pee-limnologist.

 

• The beauty of science: even if you don’t understand it, somebody else does.

 

• Tuesday is the new Monday. Let’s do this, science!

 

• All that glitters isn’t gold. It’s probably just science.

 

• “The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”

 

• We took a small sample of your cat’s hair and this is how we found it.

 

• Cells of this leaves, were you listenin’? Photosynthesis is the mission.

 

• It’s a known fact that the brain works much better when it is properly atomized.

 

• ‘It can’t rain all the time,’ said no meteorologist ever.

 

• We all float down here, but you don’t look like Georgie.

 

• The glass is neither half-empty nor half-full. It’s just twice the size it needs to be.

 

• If a picture says a thousand words, then this caption says one: science!

 

• You’re looking at a future scientist. Her name is Ariyana. She’s 2 years old.

 

• If science worked like design, gravity would be a font choice.

 

• #Science: The leading cause of curiosity since the 1600s.

 

• Where does a particle physicist sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

 

• Don’t believe everything you read on the internet just because there’s a picture with a quote next to it.

 

• 💣 We’ll blow up your Instagram feed with dynamic science content.

 

• 👩‍🔬 Science is my favorite subject in the whole wide world! 🌍

 

• Science rules! When our science teacher dropped an Erlenmeyer flask it shattered. She said, “Whoopsie daisy” and I died laughing.

 

• The only place where vacuum + quantum mechanics = chocolate cake.

 

• Two hydrogen atoms were going down a street and they ran into each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?”

 

• Each chemical element has a unique set of chemical properties, determined in part by what kind of electron arrangement it has.

 

• Science is awesome, but science with a side of puns is even MORE awesome.

 

• The only thing better than popcorn on a Friday night is science on a Friday night.

 

• We are the chemistry of science 👩‍🔬 👨‍🔬

 

• This is why you don’t lick ice cream from the carton in the lab.

 

• For a scientist, the goal is not to make predictions but to understand what nature does.

 

• I am not wrong, I am just early. #madewithmatter

 

• I’ll have a double shot of everything please ☕🤓

 

• If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

 

• “The professional must learn to be moved and touched emotionally, yet at the same time stand back objectively: I have called this ability ‘the clinical distance’.”- Carl R. Rogers

 

• As a scientist, I’d like to say that science says these captions will give you more likes and followers. But, I don’t have any data to back that up yet 😝 In the meantime, hope you enjoy it!

 

• What if I told you, you can contribute to science by taking a selfie.

 

• Who’s in the mood for a fun science experiment? 🤓

 

• The only law that is valid in science, is the First Law of Keanu: “Cool story, bro.”

 

• I like chemistry. It’s right up my alley. So I decided to take it and… I’m not the smartest person in the world, but I can pound it in.

 

• I don’t know if atoms are cool, but I do know that they make up everything.

 

• The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but rather, hmm…That doesn’t make sense.

 

• This is what summer smells like 👃🏼 😎

 

• In the event of a zombie apocalypse, my survival kit will include a flashlight, a stapler, and a bunsen burner.

 

• If anyone asks I’m just fabulous and not drunk at all.

 

• Sometimes when it’s quiet, I can almost hear the molecules in my body colliding.

 

• When you have a million things to do but are still procrastinating.

 

• I’m a heavy drinker. On atmosphere.

 

• My calculations never lie.

 

• Who needs a superstition like Friday the 13th? When science gets involved you know everything’s going to be alright.

 

• Hanging out with my labs.

 

• It took me a long time to find my voice, but when I did I became a brontosaur on rollerskates 🦖

 

• Consider this your reminder that oxygen is overrated and hydrogen is the future 🤓💫

 

• That moment when you realize that your lab partners are the same people who didn’t know how to turn on a microscope.

 

• I’m just feeling gravitational force.

 

• A prune is simply a date that didn’t get out enough in its youth.

 

• Carbon is changed into diamonds under pressure. 💎

 

• There’s no mystery behind the laws of physics, just a lot of people who don’t understand them. 🔍

 

• Atoms are so small, they make up everything! And I mean EVERYTHING.

 

• The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

 

• There are so many chemicals in our food these days. That’s why I try to buy organic when I can.

 

• Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool.

 

• My friends don’t believe I’m a scientist, but I can prove it.

 

• The only way to succeed at science is to eat your models when no one’s looking.

 

• Chemistry is like cooking but doesn’t lick the spoon.

 

• Some people only dream of meeting their favorite scientist. I drink coffee with mine every morning.

 

• The scariest thing about science is that it works.

 

• Not all chemists are created equal.

 

• We just want to look good in our lab coats.

 

• Oxygen is an element that helps keep us alive, but what is it?

 

• I’m an engineer. I choose the finite side over the infinite one.

 

• We’ve discovered a cure for the Monday blues. It’s called chocolate. 🍫

 

• When I die, my atoms will become a tree 🌳

 

• It’s impossible to look at the universe and not feel like you’re part of something.

 

• Our brain’s neurons are so interconnected that scientists estimate the number of possible connections in the human brain as 10 followed by millions of zeros.

 

• You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Suess

 

• They laughed at Newton, they snickered at Einstein. Now I’m the one to laugh because… I proved them right.

 

• “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

 

• I’d rather be an atom than a molecule.

 

• Science fact—you can never have too much coffee ☕

 

• If you haven’t seen a unicorn fart rainbow, you’re not doing science right. 👍🌈

 

• Only in science can you go to the bathroom on a spaceship.

 

• How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ONE—hey, look! A new law of physics!

 

• Gravity is not to be held responsible for people falling in love. 💕

 

• It is written in the stars. The little star in this photo is a stellar explosion 20 million light-years away from Earth. It’s witnessing a type of supernova called Type Ia, which scientists can use to measure distances across the universe 🌟

 

• There are thousands on billions of possibilities with this one. 🔬 🐱 🏡