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Funny Triathlon Instagram Captions

Remember that half marathon you did where you died a little? Well, I’ve done a triathlon and I didn’t even die. So yeah, beat that!

And on the 8th day, god created a triathlon.

It’s triathlon time again and I’m so excited I can hardly breathe!

Yesterday’s run time: a marathon.Today’s: a sprint… to the couch.

If you think it’s hard to run a mile, try running 26.2, and then we’ll talk.

Remember, I’m pulling for you. We’re all in this together.

The true definition of an ironman is a person who has survived an ironing competition

If a triathlon and an Ironman had a baby, that baby would be me.

I run marathons because I’m an elite athlete who trains for several hours every single day or because I ran downhill with a Taco Bell burrito in my hand once.

Is a triathlon just two-thirds of a double decathlon?

I’ve never been happier to run 26.2 miles than when I thought I was only running 25.1.

If you see me collapse I finished the race.

Run like you stole something.

This morning the alarm clock read 4:00 but my bed was all like “don’t do it, don’t do it.”

Break a sweat, not the rules.

if you can’t swim…don’t turn up

One foot in front of the other… I don’t see a problem here.

Let’s not be normal today

I thought they said Rum, not Run!

If you can’t find me this weekend, I’m probably running a triathlon. 🏃‍♀️🌊🚴‍♀️

At least the finisher medals are bigger for triathlons.

The one thing that makes triathlons easier is not doing them.

Gave it my all for the triathlon, or at least I think I did. It was hard to swim, bike, and run with a hangover.

Commitment: triathlon training plan, commitment to a goal, and a commitment to a lifestyle.

Age before beauty.Triathlon before duathlon.Water before land.

Running, Swimming, and Cycling. I do it because I’m better than you!

Trail running: where it’s normal to be passed by a 70-year-old grandma in your underwear.

The half marathon is done, two beers already long gone

Running is my therapy, that’s why I always run away from home.

When you’re swimming, biking, and running for hours, you have to keep

I often wake up and wish I could go back to sleep, but I have so much stuff to do that my brain won’t let me go back.

The best part of a triathlon is the post-ironic brunch.

Training to be the next Olympic triathlete… or at least the next Olympic couch potato.

Watch out for the #triathlete with his water bottle. He is faster than he looks.

Don’t always judge a book by its cover. Triathletes are tough, strong, and can keep up with any other athlete!

Triathletes do it all. We swim, ride, and run the line.

Fall is here and so is my triathlon season.

Once you cross the finish line, it’s a whole new race to find your medal and your clothes. #triathlon

Triathlons are exhausting!

Seriously, though. Which hurts worse: the running or the swimming? 🏊‍♂️

Running is my happy place until I see a hill.

We have no idea what we’re doing but we’re doing it anyway.

The last half-mile of a marathon is the hardest.

Triathlon is just an organized way to see who can be the most miserable for a morning.

Triathlon: because running is just not enough.

It’s a triathlon, I didn’t get my period.

More than just a run. And, way too many hours on a bike.

Swimming, biking, and running to nowhere.

I’d rather be running. Just kidding! I am running.

It’s not a crying towel, It’s a sweat towel.

I’m the kind of person that wakes up in the morning and says, “I’m going to go jump in a lake”

I am not lazy, I’m just in energy conservation mode.

It’s not pain until you realize you’re crying.

Swimming, biking, and running are so yesterday – try swimming, biking, and running in a triathlon!

Never has there been a better example of a trifecta of insanity than today’s Triathlon.

I’m only half crazy: I run my half marathon.

I swim, I bike, I run. And then I drink.

If you’re going to be a slow runner, you might as well be a fast swimmer.

Just keep swimming, long-distance swimming. I’ll be there for you.

You don’t need to be fast. You just have to go forward. 🏃🏼‍♀️🚴🏻

I don’t run like a girl, I run like a boss.

First, there’s a hill. Then, there’s no hill. Then, there is.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that’s kind of the same thing.

Slow and steady wins the race. Especially if you cheat!

Of course, I have a triathlon problem. If I didn’t, it wouldn’t be called a problem!

Triathlon: Not Just A Sport, An Obsession!

Triathlons are NOT for the weak at heart.

Spent the day swimming, biking, and running. Didn’t turn out to be a triathlon after all. 😂

Ran, Biked, Walked. Whatever it takes to cross that finish line!

I am a professional napper and I take my naps very seriously.

Triathlons are like really long races where you periodically get to stop, eat carbs, and drink. How rad is that?

I do triathlons to keep from going insane. I just wish I wasn’t succeeding so well at it.

There are no cutting corners in a triathlon. It’s a full commitment.

Can’t run without coffee. Can’t finish a triathlon without a beer.

See you on the other side of that finish line, running out of oxygen and ready for a post-race beer!

I am not slow. Not at all. The swim just took a lot out of me. 🙂

we’re gonna finish every single race so we can have a beer for every one of you

think running is hard? try doing all three.

Running with a purpose. Drinking with a purpose.

I run like a girl. Do try and keep up.

I run, so I do not have to punch people.

I’m not lazy. I’m just in energy-saving mode

You know you’re a triathlete when you choke down a sports drink for breakfast.

Unleash your inner athlete with a triathlon that’s structured just for you.

The triathlon is too hard to be done for a laugh: I take it seriously. The training is grueling, and the hours are long.

I am a triathlete. What’s your superpower?

Sand, sun, and tropical ocean breezes. I love triathlons, they’re absolutely everything great about summer all bundled up in one day!

It’s a triathlon, not a sprint.

Competitive running is a sport in which, if you don’t cheat, you can only place third.

I love the marathon! I’ve completed one. Now, my only goal is to complete a second one… someday 👟

Running, biking, and swimming. Sounds like a good day to me!

“You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.”

Triathlons are the best—if you love swimming, biking, and running.💪

Triathlons are all about #nomakeup and #washoutwednesday.

You vs the triathlete she tells you not to worry about.

It’s called a triathlon because it’s three times harder than doing a regular marathon.

The hardest legs race has got to be the one where you have to run a marathon before triathlons.

I’m as open to suggestions as I am for goating.

One race will lead to another.

You might just marry your triathlon bike, so don’t be surprised if you see the two of them cuddled up in bed.

Running is fun, but not when you’re doing it for 24 hours straight.

Run like the race is tomorrow, swim like you’re in the ocean alone and bike like you’re racing against Lance Armstrong.

If you love running and drinking, look for a race that involves beer.

Half marathon? More like 20 miles of amazingness.

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race.

I’m slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Where is the finish line? I’m pretty sure it said “sprint to the death.”

I’m not sure what to put in my caption, so I’ll just wing it.

You can give up. I’ve never heard of someone dying from running

Triathlons would be easier if there weren’t 3 sports in them.

Looking for that perfect race where you can swim, bike, and run? Register for the Triathlon today!

When you see someone swim-biking-running to their car. 👊

How the marathon runner feels after finishing a marathon.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going to. Triathlon

There’s always a puddle at the finish line needing your footprints as proof that you conquered.

Swim, bike, and run? More like eat, sleep, run.

Life is short, running makes it seem longer.

I’m not saying I am a triathlete…I’m just saying that my weight doesn’t define me.

In the case of swimmers in the water, run with your bike instead of riding it.

Biathalon: when one activity is simply not enough.

Hold on to your [bike] shorts because we’re going for a ride—42 miles to be exact.

There are so many things that I’m running from but at this point, I could probably run a 5k or even a half marathon.

There is no physical activity with an inherent reward except for swimming when your head comes out of the water and you can breathe again.

If you’re wearing your swimsuit and it’s not bikini season, you’re doing a triathlon.

Triathlon is a slow swim, a fast bike, and a run as far as you can go before you die.

Triathlon: because you can’t just run and bike forever.

Swimming, biking, running. Whatever. I’m tri-ing.

Because Triathlons are Life and Life is a Triathlon 🏊🚴🏃

Triathlete: a person who gets super excited about using the bathroom after a hard workout.

Broke a sweat. Fell down a hill. Came in LAST PLACE at the triathlon!

You might be crazy if you think running, swimming, and cycling sounds like a good time.

If you think I look like a hot mess running or swimming, you should see me when I’m biking.

Sometimes when I feel like quitting, I remember how far I’ve come. Then I remember how much it hurts to stop.

I’m a triathlete. I swim, I bike, I run…and I’m super awesome at it.

Ok, let’s get to the point: what is a triathlon? A short run, a little swim, and quite a long nap.

Our bodies are capable of incredible feats—and that’s not just the athlete in us. And I say that because I just did the triathlon! #NeverGiveUp

You don’t stop triathlon when you get old, you get old when you stop triathlon

Think of it as a triathlon for your body, mind, and soul.

One more mile to go! I’m not tired. My legs just really like each other and want to cuddle. Bring it on, runner’s high!

I like to think that I’ve made a marathon look easy.

1st place, 2nd place, 3rd place. Last place.

Monday is a marathon, Tuesday is a sprint, Wednesday is a walk in the park, Thursday is a relay race, and Friday is a rest day.

Equipment Checklist for a Triathlon: Bike, Helmet, Running Shoes, Swim Cap … Oh, and Deodorant (for Everyone Else)!

A triathlon sprint is a five-mile warmup.

The jogging is done. The marathon is over. The triathlon has begun.

Every time I tell someone who’s never run a marathon that I’ve run four, their response is always the same. “That’s great.”

Swimming is easy, cycling takes some strength, but running is painful. Anyone can relate to the pain of running after 26.2 miles!

Warning: swimming, biking, and running may cause happiness 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️

For the last year of your life, you can say you’ve been training for a half-marathon.

Triathletes are just like regular people, only more awesome. #Swimming #Biking #Running

Training for a triathlon is hard, but drinking wine after the triathlon is harder.

Liked triathlons better when I thought they were just three different beers.

There are No Excuses to miss a triathlon. Finish lines don’t move, you have plenty of time…so Just do it.

I did a half marathon and then decided to bike and swim just for fun.

Training to run a marathon means I can eat cupcakes without the guilt right??? 🏃🏻‍♂️🎂

When a triathlete looks at you funny, it’s not because of your outfit. They are just trying to figure out which transition area your stuff is in.

Easy, breezy, beautiful… triathlete? 🏊🏼🚴🏽🏃🏻

Fall hard for fall triathlon season! 🥇

It’s triathlon season, which means it’s also margarita season.

The finish line is the starting line of your next goal. The only way to run a triathlon is to run one.

Thanks to a few very determined friends, I will be competing in my first triathlon this summer. Or as I call it: “One day we’ll look back on all of this and laugh.”

Triathletes only have one gear: Go!

Triathlon is the perfect race for me, I can swim and then I can run.

I run. I am a triathlete. Therefore, I am fast.

Running a marathon is a piece of cake next to an Ironman triathlon

Wasn’t the triathlon the one with all the running?

If you’re looking for a sign, here it is. I’m here running in a race and can’t talk right now.

Running, swimming, and biking around with my friends.

Running, biking and swimming are easy with a beer in hand 🍻

It’s true what they say: Triathletes are slow runners, fast swimmers, and strong cyclists. 👊😆

Triathlons are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get until you come out of the water

99% of triathletes are in it for the free beer, 1% are in it because they got lost and ended up at a race.

I’ll have the green juice, please. I’m doing a triathlon tomorrow.

Today I went for a long run and then took a nap… and that’s pretty much the same thing, right?

How do I drown my sorrows? Put on my wetsuit, put my bike in the car, and drive to the pool.

It’s a triathlon, they said. It’ll be fun, they said

The only triathlon I am interested: wine-ice cream-bed.

The only happy triathlete is wet

Even if you’re a fish in a sea of cows, the only thing that matters is that you keep moving forward.

Triathlons are easy—it’s all the other athletes that are hard to beat.

you may have won the race but I came in first for social media bragging rights #triathlongram

Triathlons are fun, but I like to do them in the morning when no one expects them.

Triathlons, half marathons, ultramarathons, more triathlons.

Triathletes do it the hardest way possible.

I’m the kind of person who plays in the mud on purpose. Triathlete for life

I’m not sure if it’s the runner high or dehydration, but I’m feeling pretty good right now.

Let’s be real, this is the only triathlon that matters. First to finish the beer gets the title.

It’s not a triathlon without an extra challenge. Today’s: Run through the rain while dodging lightning strikes. #TriathlonProbs

Triathlons are a great way to make your next marathon feel like a warmup.

Every obstacle is just a triathlon

I know it’s only Tuesday, but I’m ready for a nap.

Time for a trippy trip through all three of your triathlon zones.

“Training for a triathlon is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you’re going to puke.

I also got a medal and I didn’t even die, unlike my legs. #triathlon

I train every day. I run, I bike, and I swim. I mean, I drink wine, beer, and whiskey.

Swimming, cycling, and running — the holy trinity of cardio.

I just finished a half marathon. What’s your excuse?

Ran it, swam it, biked it. And still smiling.

A triathlon is a great test of fitness, but what they don’t tell you is that it’s also a great test of patience. 🏃‍♂️ 🚴‍♂️ 🏊‍♂️

I heard you like triathlons… so I put a race in your run so you can bike while you swim.

I didn’t choose the triathlon life, it chose me.

Life is a triathlon. There are highs and lows, you have to run, bike, and swim. Get through it all and finish strong.

Winning is hard, but triathlons are harder

There is a reason the marathoners have all been training for months.

It is less about the finish and more about how you got there.

Do you want to take a break during the triathlon? Then you better not wear that onesie.

You don’t have to win a triathlon to be a champion. You just have to *finish*.

It’s not a sprint, but this triathlon will be over soon.

Other than surviving a triathlon, what’s your specialty?

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a bike, and that’s pretty close.

I just completed a triathlon. You can too, by placing one foot in front of the other three times and then running up to the podium to claim your free medal!

One does not simply get out of bed for a triathlon, one must take on the challenge of a lifetime. -(movie quote)

Run till your muscles burn, Swim till you feel that sting, Cycle till you’re out of breath. Then do them all over again!

Running a marathon is like taking a bath, but instead of getting clean, you just get wet and stinkier

I’ve never felt fitter than after training for a triathlon. Three sports seem much more enjoyable when done in succession, as opposed to all at once.

Run for your life, swim for your life, and bike for your life!

Triathlons: In which jokes about being a hoarder of swim, bike, and run equipment are discouraged. 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️

I enjoy the simple things in life, like triathlon.

Swimming, biking and running…I love my triathlon.

You know it is going to be a good day when you see the duathlon course in your dreams the night before.

Triathlons are all about the swim-bike-run-. But a true triathlete can do anything and everything.

Triathlons are like miniature Ironmans. Except they’re not like Ironmans at all.

All you need is a triathlon and a good tan, am I right?

What’s the most important stage of a triathlon? The first one. Because if you don’t take it seriously, you won’t make it to the second.

Did you know? Swimming is the best way to get an all-over workout in one hour.

When that feeling goes from, I should probably get in shape, to, put me in coach.

Your body is capable of amazing things, and so much more than you ever imagined.