Funny 13th Birthday Captions: Looking for great funny 13th Birthday captions, quotes, and sayings? Here are some of the funniest birthday captions and messages for 13-year-old boys and girls.
13-year-olds are at a unique age. They’re too cool for Disney movies, but still have the right amount of comedic innocence to enjoy fart jokes. To help you capture the spirit of the occasion, here are some funny 13th birthday captions and quotes!
Funny 13th Birthday Captions
• “You’re a teenager now—you should be so proud. You can get up late, be moody and eat anything you want. Oh wait, you already do all of those things! Happy 13th birthday!”
• You’re not a teenager yet. You just have one foot in the teen door. Happy 13th birthday!
• You’re a star! Happy 13th Birthday.
• They say that 13 is an unlucky number…but I’m pretty sure you’re the luckiest boy in the world. Happy 13th birthday!
• Happy birthday to my little sweetie! I can’t believe you are turning 13 today.
• I am so excited to be 13 years old that even if I tried, I couldn’t smile!
• Happy birthday to my best friend! You deserve all the cakes, love, hugs, and happiness today.
• I thought being 13 was going to give me more freedom, but apparently not.
• Get ready for a fun-filled night of pizza, candy, cake, and ice cream!
• It’s my birthday…..but who’s counting?! 🎉
• It’s my birthday. I can wear whatever I want.
• Entered the world: September 12th, 2004.
• I am finally a teenager! Woohoo!!!
• You’re a teenager! That means you’re now old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it. Happy 13th birthday!
• You’re officially a teenager! Happy 13th B-day, my friend. The one who knows all my secrets!
• Happy 13th Birthday! You’ve now entered into the awkward, angsty teen years.
• Wake up! It’s your 13th birthday.
• I can’t keep calm, I’m turning 13!
• 13 years old. Officially a teenager. Unofficially still your parents’ baby. Happy birthday!
• I noticed you are 13 today. Don’t worry, no one noticed either. You’re welcome. Happy Birthday!
• You got a little older and I got a little happier. Happy Birthday!
• You have survived your teens!
• Welcome to the teenage years! Hit me up when you’re ready to learn how to drive. 🙄
• Just a 13-year-old with an attitude.
• It’s my birthday. Kiss me if you want to see fireworks. #13thbirthdaycaptions
• Wishing you a wonderful 13th birthday! May all your wishes come true, and may you enjoy being a teenager.
• Today is: 👨🎤. (Wish a happy birthday to your tween with this playful caption)
• Happy 13th birthday to my lovely daughter. I hope you enjoy the beginning of your teenage years!
• Happy Birthday! Thirteen is a terrible age. Just kidding, I don’t remember mine.
• You only get to do this once a year, so go crazy! Happy Birthday!
• There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to me! 🎉 It’s my birthday and I’ll eat cake if I want to!
• It only took 12 years for me to become this awesome.
• Good thing you didn’t grow up to be an ax murderer because I’m sure your mom would have told me by now.
• The clock is ticking on your childhood.
• Aww, how did you know I was looking for a way to celebrate my 13th birthday?
• It’s my 13th birthday and it’s time to get lit.
• Happy Birthday! Sorry, you have to grow up, but I’m sure adolescence will be uneventful for you. Love, Mom.
• I don’t know what I did to deserve a gift like you. I love you, happy birthday!
• 13 years ago my parents decided to make their lives more difficult by having me… I thought this was a joke?!
• I only eat cake on my birthday (and the other 364 days of the year)
• I’m turning 13,
• Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.
• it’s your birthday, make a wish.
• Hooray! I made it to double digits.
• Age is just a number, right?
• Look in the mirror. That’s your competition.
• ‘Happy lucky 13th birthday! Get ready to enter the “terrible teens” with so many fun and angsty things to do.’
• I just wanted to say happy 13th birthday, but we all know that’s a lie! Let’s just pretend this is your lucky 6th birthday.
• Hope your day is as cool as you are. Happy 13th birthday.
• Happy 13th Birthday to my favorite teenager!
• Pull out your teeniest tiniest party hats, it’s baby’s 13th birthday!
• We made it! Happy 13th Birthday.
• Happy Birthday! You’re officially a teenager. Sorry about that.
• Turning 13 totally blows.
• You’re 13 and on the cusp of becoming a teenager!
• Happy birthday to my favorite teen, teensy, tiny-teeny-muscle-weeny-teeny, bean. 🎉🎂
• Happy birthday! I hope this is the first of many birthdays that we spend together.
• A 13-year-old is typically very chatty, friendly, and energetic.
• You’re a teenager! We still can’t believe it. Wishing you the happiest 13th birthday!
• Be happy, be bright, be you. Shine like a star on your 13th Bday!
• Birthday girl kiss your teens goodbye.
• Happy Birthday to a teenage girl who is 🌟13+🌟 cool, 🎭13+🎭 dramatic, 💁🏻♀️13+💁🏻♀️ chummy, 😉13+😉 sassy. Happy Birthday!
• 13 years old, 13 reasons why you’re the best niece in this entire world.
• “Does this make me look 13?”
• The only thing I don’t like about turning 13 is that it seems a little too close to the big 3-0.
• 12 Years Old and Still a Minor.
Funny 13th Birthday Quotes
• I’m not a teenager anymore, I’m a 13-year-old!
• My birthday wish for you is that you continue to love life and never stop dreaming. May beauty and happiness surround you, not only on your special day but always.
• That sweatband and side pony say it all: Neon is in this year.
• 13 going on 30 🤩
• Happy Birthday to the funniest 13-year-old I know!
• Happy 13th Birthday! You’re a teenager now, time to start acting like one.
• If you think my 13th birthday is a big deal, just wait until next year.
• All that you are is all that I’ll ever need. Happy 13th birthday brother!
• It’s your 13th birthday and I couldn’t be more excited to watch you grow into a beautiful young lady!
• “It’s my birthday, so don’t put anything over 13 percent on my tab.”
• They say you can’t put a price on friendship, but how much do I owe you for the cake?
• 13 is my lucky number.
• Welcome to the teenage years#teens.
• It’s my birthday and I’ll eat cake if I want to!
• You’re lucky I post this photo.
• I think I’m slowly becoming a unicorn.
• Today you are you! That is truer than true!
• Welcome to your teens! Don’t worry, puberty for boys is only 2 years but for girls, it’s an eternity 😂 Happy 13th Birthday to a young teenager!
• Happy 13th birthday to the girl who still thinks she’s too cool to hang out with her mom!
• Happy 13th birthday! Here’s to officially entering your awkward, angsty teenage years 🎉
• The number 13 was so lucky it decided to spend another year with us. Happy Birthday!
• Life begins on your 13th birthday.
• 13 is a super lucky age. Well, it’s not so lucky if you live in a haunted house, but otherwise, pretty lucky.
• Happy birthday, kiddo! You are officially a teenager. You better watch out, you’re going to need to start paying for your own car insurance now.
• It’s my birthday! And I’m going to celebrate with friends, food, and fun.
• Hey, You’re A Teenager Now!
• Welcome to the teen years! 💃
• You have too many candles on your birthday cake.
• Welcome to the teen years! 😘
• 13 Things I Love About You Today…And Forever.
• I’m not 12 anymore (okay, yes I am.)
• 13 and loving it.
• My son is only a teenager once, so I have to make the most of it by posting awkward photos of him on the Internet. Happy 13th birthday!
• I have no idea how to raise a teenager, but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal. Happy 13th birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the only sibling I get along with. Love you!
• Today, I finally turn 13. It has been a long journey and I am so happy to reach this milestone! Happy birthday to me.
• Officially a teenager! Only 364 days until I’m in my 20s!
• 13 and ready to be the coolest teen ever.
• I’m not an adolescent, I’m a teenager!
• 13 is my lucky number because it’s more than 12 and less than 14.
• My birthday wish for you: I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.
• A teen girl is like a cat. If she likes you, it’s great. If not, it’s your fault
• I don’t know if I’m ready for this.
• Best 13th birthday wishes, messages, and funny quotes for your son or daughter.
• 13 may have been a terrible year, but you’re fabulous! Happy 13th birthday, girl.
• You’re 13 now, so happy birthday from all your friends on Facebook.
• Happy Birthday To My Aunty. I’m the reason you have grey hairs. Happy 13th birthday!
• Happy 13th birthday to my favorite teenager.
• If you’re having a birthday, we hope that it’s like 13 times more fun than last year.
• You made it to the lucky 13, so let’s have some fun! Happy Birthday.
• Hey, you’re a teenager now! It was awesome being your friend as a young kid, but I’m pretty sure we’ll become even better friends now that you’re all grown up.
• My birthday gets more interesting as I get older.
• Hit me baby one more year!
• Happy Birthday to my wonderful, adorably grown-up, and not-so-little niece. I hope this year brings you all the joy your heart can hold.
• It’s my year, pinch me to make sure that I’m not dreaming!
• The best part of being 13 is that you are no longer 12. Happy 13th birthday!
• You’re not just lucky; you were born for greatness. Happy 13th birthday!
• In 13 years, you didn’t just become a teenager. You became my teenager — and I couldn’t be happier or prouder! Happy birthday, (name)!
• Happy 13th birthday to me!
• Being 13 is a blast! I’m so happy to be your age. Happy Birthday!
• You’re a teenager now, which means you can get your own birthday presents. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday! You are now officially a teenager. You’re still a kid at heart, but you’re becoming an adult.
• You are no longer a kid, you are officially a teenager. Welcome to the club!
• Here are 13 reasons why you rock…just kidding. I don’t need a reason. You just rock. Happy Birthday!
• Your thirties will be so much better than your teens 😆
• I’m 13! Now I can officially act my age.
• I still can’t spell my name without you 🕊
• Another year of you? Amazing.
• There’s nothing funny about a 13th birthday, ever.
• Wishing you many happy returns on your 13th birthday. You are officially a teenager, but please don’t act like one!
• Happy 13th Birthday! You’re officially a teenager now, which means you can finally date someone. But of course, you have to wait until you’re 30 first!
• It’s my 13th birthday, and all I want is your wallet.
• 13 is a lucky number cause now you’re officially a teenager.
• Happy Birthday! Hard to believe you’re thirteen. Looking forward to taking all of your allowances!
• Thanks, Mom and Dad, for making me the best-looking 13-year-old around.
• 13 is not just a number…it’s the number of fabulous years you’ve been alive. Happy birthday, beautiful!
• If we could only turn back time. 13 Years Old, I am officially a teenager now!
• Today is the beginning of my teen years. Cheers to 12 years down and 100 more to go! Happy Birthday to me!
• The teenage years are a confusing time for everyone, so just smile and you’ll be fine.
Funny 13th Birthday Captions For Instagram Selfies
• Congrats on being able to say the word “teenager” with a straight face.
• It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to.
• I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but I know this is not it. Happy 13th Birthday!
• Time to focus on growing up and stop focusing on growing out. Happy 13th Birthday!
• Happy, happy birthday. May you live for 13 more!
• Today, you are officially a teenager! Happy Birthday!
• I can’t wait to see you on your birthday tomorrow. We are going to have a blast!
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Love you to the moon and back.
• “Oh, no. I forgot that was your birthday.”
• It’s my birthday, and I’ll cry if I want to.
• We’re so thrilled to have you on board for another year—happy birthday, friend!
• Hey, at least you are not as old as the rate of inflation.
• I don’t have many friends. but I have a few really good ones
• I’m too young to be this old (13).
• A teenager does not need a 13th birthday to be moody and dramatic. They have been practicing for years! Happy 13th birthday!
• Happy 13th Birthday! You are now a teenager. Remember that you must act like one.
• I’m not 13, I’m only 12.999999 years old.
• It’s finally the day I can do anything I want, and the only thing I want is more birthday cake. My birthday wish list: #1: more candles, #2: bigger cake.
• Birthday girl coming through!
• Haha, 1 + 12 = 13!
• Happy birthday to my beautiful fairy princess. Hope all your wishes come true.
• I can’t believe you are already 13. You have most definitely been born to be wild.
• I’m finally a teenager, so bring on the attitude.
• Birthday throwback to our 13-year-old selves: Please stop making us wear this sweater.
• Another year older, another year closer to independence!
• Instant Karma is going to get you.
• I can’t believe you’re officially a teenager today. I never thought we’d make it! Happy 13th birthday.
• Oh, you’re turning 13? Say hello to my little friend!
• Happy 13th birthday to my awesome, beautiful, and intelligent niece. May your future be bright as the sun.
• Happy Birthday to my favorite teen!
• On your birthday, I wish that you receive all that you could ever hope for and deserve. Happy birthday to the best sibling in the world.
• You are now officially a teenager.
• 13 is my lucky number!
• A little birdie told me it’s your birthday!
• A teenager is a person who will pay $8 for a $5 item he wants but won’t haggle over a $25 item that he doesn’t want. You’re 13!
• It’s my birthday. I’ll cry if I want to!
• I’m officially a teen. Woo hoo!
• Still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but maybe I’ll figure it out at 13.
