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Funny 20th Birthday Captions
- I don’t have a birthday wish for you because you are my wish come true! Happy 20th Birthday!
- You’re now 20 years old, which means you are too old to understand the meaning of “too old.” Happy birthday!
- Happy 20th birthday to me!!!🎂
- 20 is the new 10, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Happy Birthday to us!
- 20 is about to be way better than 19.
- On your birthday, I hope you’re showered with good friends, good times, and a good cake.
- 20 years ago I was born, yay me!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re 23, and I’m more than twice as old as you.
- 20 is the new 10. Here’s to 20 more 😉
- Now that I’m 20, I realize that fewer things are actually a big deal.
- Time flies when you’re having fun they say, but it also flies when you are stressed out and running late.
- Don’t count the years. Make the years count. 👏
- A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between, he does what he wants to do – Bob Dylan
- Worrying isn’t going to stop the bad stuff from happening. It just stops you from enjoying the good.
- Turning 20 is like turning a page, entering a new chapter, and starting your adulthood.
- Happy birthday, you’re now 20.
- I’m 20 years old. I’m 20 years old and this is my second time being 20.
- Turning 20 is a damn good time to party!
- The only person I’d share my birthday cake with is you, I guess.
- The only thing better than having you for a brother is my friends having you for a brother! Happy birthday!
- My 20 birthday. My mom said I’m too old for this now.
- On my 20th birthday, I realized I’d be a lot more successful if I started working. Better late than never.
- When I was 20, I looked like 19. Now that I’m 19, I look like 20.
- Everything I know, I learned after I turned 20.
- You’ll now be old enough to get away with saying things like “Back in my day, we didn’t have.
- Another year older, another year closer to a happy retirement!
- You’re not old, you’re just a little longer in the tooth.
- Dear friends, I’d like to thank you all for being here tonight. Also,
- 18 years to figure out Instagram, 2 years to get the hang of it. Happy 20th birthday!
- Wishing you all the happiness, health, and wealth in the coming year. Happy Birthday on your 20th birthday
- I didn’t know if it was your birthday or not, so I got you this football. Happy birthday!
- I can’t believe you’re 20 years old! What happened to the ‘over-the-hill’ age of 30?
- Today, at exactly 12 am, I will turn 20. And I’m absolutely terrified of what that means.
- Well, it’s official. We’re getting old. Happy Birthday to us!
- It’s my birthday and I’ll pout if I want to!
- Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
- “You’re not young enough to know everything.”
- You’re not old, you’re just a little closer to death than you were yesterday.
- Stay high on life and low on calories.
- Two decades old and still up for a good night.
- “20 doesn’t mean the end of your teenage dream, it means you get to enjoy new kinds of fun now that you’re an adult. Happy Birthday!”
- Don’t be sad that you’re turning 20. You can now start a #2 without being grossed out!
- I’m not drunk, I’m just celebrating my 20th birthday.
- It’s your 21st birthday, and you’re finally legal! #yolo
- I’m out of the birthday business. Forget you heard about mine.
- Happy Birthday, the 20s! And the best is yet to come.
- And on the 20th day of being 20, God looked down and said, “You need a Big Mac.”
- Happy Birthday! 🎂 Your 20s are the perfect time to learn more about who you are as a person, take risks, and keep in mind that every decision doesn’t need to be forever.
- Happy Birthday to my best friend! We are getting old… I guess that’s why they call it the Golden Years.
- The number of times I’ve been carded in the past two years. Happy Birthday to me!
- Sometimes you can’t get rid of that old friend, no matter how hard you try.
- 20 on the 2nd, the best of 20.
- “It takes a long time to grow young.” – Pablo Picasso
- Best birthday captions for friends
- No one’s 20th birthday is complete without a few jello shots – so it’s time to party!
- Happy 20th birthday to much girl! Time flies when you’re into someone.
- Happy 20th birthday! Hope all your wishes come true. Cheers, today and every day to you!
- I’m so sick of college, I could spend 20 years there. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, hope you’re not too old now! 🎂
- Can’t wait to spend the next 30 years not caring about my age.
- It’s my birthday, so try not to be basic. Happy Birthday To Me!
- 21 is the year I stop counting my age by dog years.
- 20 is the new 30.
- It’s official: I have been a grown-up for five years.
- Feeling #fierce, because I’m 20!
- I’m more fun than bubble wrap.
- Stay groovy 👯♀️
Best 20th Birthday Wishes and Quotes
- You’re getting old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it. Happy 20th birthday!
- Congrats, you’re the same age as my own personal level of maturity. Happy 20th!
- This is 20. A stepping stone to your dreams and a milestone in your life. You have much more to learn, many more good things to experience, and wonderful places in the world to explore. Happy 20th birthday!
- You’re not old, you’re just 20! 😂
- You know you’re in your early 20s when all the good parties are either at someone’s house or in a bathroom. Happy Birthday
- Those who say they’re too old for birthday parties have obviously never had a party like this!
- Welcome to 20s! Steal all the wine from your parents and chill with us!
- Sorry, I can’t come this weekend. Unfortunately, I am turning 20 and have to live it up 🎉
- Little did I know that 20 years ago today, a beautiful blessing was given to me. Happy Birthday to me!
- 20 reasons I love you: 1. You look really good in red, 2. You always keep your promises.
- still a baby but at least I’m not a fetus anymore 😂
- You’re halfway to 40.
- A queen was born today
- Happy 20th Birthday! You’re free from teen angst and now legally eligible for crippling anxiety.
- happy 20th birthday to me! 🎉
- You’re not old! You’re only 19 plus tax. Happy Birthday!
- I hear you were born 20 years ago today. Happy belated birthday!
- 20 Things About Me: 1. I’m 20. 2-13. I still don’t really know what I want to do with my life. 14-20. Neither does my parents
- In honor of my 20th birthday, I’m giving 20% off all online purchases 🎉.
- 20 and fabulous!
- It’s been 20 years since I’ve been this young 😂
- Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
- Feeling my age? Nope, I’m feeling 22 👀
- 20 is a joke -I’m just starting to live and about to start having fun 😉
- 20 candles on your cake? I hope you blow them all out
- The last time I was twenty, I thought it was the end of the world.
- Master of none. But still better than most at 20.
- Your age is the sum of all your past. So celebrate every birthday and enjoy being older and wiser. Happy 20th Birthday!
- They say growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional so I didn’t. Happy 20th birthday!
- Happy 20th birthday. You’re now officially too old to go to the club and too young to rent a car.
- If your childhood was full of these, you’re probably turning 20 this year 👶👱💁👵.
- Happy Birthday, my guy! May your 20s be a decade of love, laughter, and friendship.
- You are now old enough to understand why most young adults act that way. Happy birthday!
- Welcome to the decade of bad decisions and great memories. Cheers to 20 years!
- Been living for 20 years! Celebrate me, I’m the birthday queen.
- Turning 20 isn’t as bad as everyone makes it out to be. I can finally order a vodka soda at the bar and not feel like a fraud.
- Today, I celebrate my 20th birthday of being 19 years old. Yay!
- Congrats on 20 years of adulting. 🎉
- At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!
- 20?! More like “four-tay” – cheers.
- This is a funny caption for your 20th birthday. Hope that you don’t mind
- You’re not old. You’re a classic. Happy 20th birthday!
- Happy 20th Birthday! I wanted to get you something nice, so I got you a mirror, it reflects how old you are. You’re welcome! Happy Birthday!
Funny 20th Birthday Captions For Instagram
- I had to make your 20th birthday special, so I brought you a bottle of wine and a bag of weed. I’m such a good friend.
- Turning 20 is like watching the first season of a new TV show: Baby steps, but you’re starting to get the hang of life
- Happy birthday, you’re not too old to go out until 6 a.m. anymore!
- Cheers to 20 years of being your best friend.
- 20 is the new 30! 🎉
- Cheers to 20 years, here’s to 20 more!
- I’m already 20. I feel at least 18!
- I used to think I was indecisive but now I’m not so sure. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- The ’20s are all about being in the best shape — physically and mentally.
- There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.
- Happy 20th Birthday! I hope you find more than you need on your special day. Enjoy the day!!
- Cheers to 20 years of being awesome, (NAME). Happy birthday!
- You look great for 20!
- 20 years. 20 Lessons. 20 Things I Would Tell My 20-Year-Old Self
- 20 years of being awesome.
- It’s my birthday so I’ll cry if I want to.
- I’m really 19 and holding for one more year.
- Finally, the legal age where I can be drunk all the time and it’s socially acceptable!
- Wonder how many people I kissed to find you 💋
- Got the gift of laughter from my dad but my mom taught me how to laugh at myself, so it’s a win-win. Have a great 20th birthday!
- You know you’re getting old when you look forward to a dull evening. Happy 20th birthday!
- Feeling 20, flirty and thriving! Happy birthday to the world’s greatest [insert your age here] year old!
- You look pretty good for 20. You know, for a person who has been alive for 20 years.
- Happy birthday, so want to go crazy on your special day.
- 20 years young!
- Happy birthday to my best friend, who is better than the best of the best.
- It’s your birthday – let’s a party like it’s your birthday.
- Hello, 20! I’m 21 now.
- Your 20s are the time when you can make mistakes and not care as much because no one expects anything of you.
- I can’t adult today!
- All things I love: in one photo: friends, food, and wine😘
- You know you’re getting old when you don’t buy green bananas.
- Sorry, I’m late for the party. I didn’t want to come.
- Here are Instagram captions for your 20th birthday — one for each year you survived.
- the candle that represents 20 years of your life cost more than your birthday cake. happy birthday
- I’m not yet twenty so there is no way I can remember to write a witty caption.
- Let’s get to it, then. Happy birthday to a person who is really good at looking confused all the time.
- Welcome to a very special episode of you’re getting old.
- I’m 20! Well, in dog years.
- The best part about growing old is you don’t care if your socks don’t match anymore.
- I’m officially too old to understand how I survived this long.
- Not drunk until you can’t feel your legs or the floor, whichever comes first.
- Not old, just borrowed.
- A little old and a little bold
Funny 20th Birthday Quotes
- If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
- Happy 20th Birthday! It’s time to legally do all the things you’ve been doing illegally.
- Gettin’ old is inevitable! Gettin’ old with you is a privilege. Happy 20th birthday!
- Happy birthday cheers to 20 years on this earth!
- Wanted to celebrate my birthday with an old friend, but you guys don’t age!
- Birthday sprinkles are the new birthday candles.
- Turning 20 and feeling fine. Just call me a fine wine.
- Excuse me, do you have a birthday for being this beautiful?
- I’m so glad that my parents had enough sense not to name me 20.
- I’m so excited to enter my 20s… 🤣
- Out of the diapers and into the birthday suit.
- turning up to 20.
- The only thing better than having you as my sister was my being born first.
- I’ve been waiting 20 years for this moment.
- Happy 20th Birthday! You’re not old, you’re a classic.
- Happy 20th birthday my love and friend. You know how much I cherish you.
- “I finally turned twenty, and now I can legally do all the things that I’ve been doing since I was fifteen.”
- 20 years ago, our parents thought we were a gift. Today, we know they were right!
- I hope you get everything you wish for when you blow out your candles. Happy birthday!
- *insert funny one-liner about growing old*
- I’m so old that I can finally legally get drunk!
- The big 2-0 is here…don’t worry, it gets better in your 30s.
- A toast to my 20-year-old self for not yet having killed anyone. Here’s to another year of success.
- Don’t worry, I’ll be legal in five years.
- When I count my blessings, I count you twice!
- Nothing says “Happy Birthday!” quite like funny 20th birthday captions.
- Happy 20th Birthday. No need to worry about your apron strings. You can’t find them because you are always wearing skinny jeans.
- I can’t keep calm, it’s my 20th birthday
- Don’t be jealous that I’m turning 20. #StillYoung
- Welcoming my 20’s.
- 20 is the worst age to be. All the fun of being a teenager, but old enough to know better.
- 20’s, it’s the new 5 😂
- Finally an adult. Now I can spend my money on bills and groceries instead of makeup and clothes!
- wish me luck as I go into double digits
- The two decades of awesomeness begin now!
- Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
- Ain’t nobody got time for wrinkles!
