Funny 16th Birthday Captions and Quotes

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Funny 16th Birthday Captions: Find the perfect funny 16th birthday caption to say happy birthday to a friend/coworker/sister/brother. Funny and clever birthday captions for a 16-year-old boy or girl’s special day. Funniest 16-year birthday sayings, quotes, messages, and greetings. Perfect for that special 16-year-old’s birthday card or to use on social media.

Funny 16th Birthday Captions

  • “Sweet 16 and never been kissed. 😉 Just kidding! Turning 16 is a huge deal! Happy birthday!”

 

  • And the adventure continues! Turning 16 is a blast.

 

  • Happy 15th Birthday! (because we forgot last year)

 

  • You’re not turning 16 today, you’re turning 5,040 weeks old. Happy Birthday!

 

  • Has it really been 16 years since you’ve rocked the cradle? Happy birthday!

 

  • You’re now too old to be a teenager but still too young to be an adult.

 

  • Finally 16! No more holding the door!

 

  • You made it! Happy Birthday! 🎂

 

  • 16 is 🔑

 

  • 16 finally. Now I can stop acting like a kid

 

  • Let the countdown to 18 begin!

 

  • So will someone please tell me what I’m supposed to do with all of these candles…

 

  • It took me 16 years to look this good.

 

  • Time flies when you’re having rum.

 

  • I’m now legally allowed to tell you what to do. Happy 16th birthday.

 

  • Happy 16th! You’re now legally allowed to do what you wanted to do the past five years but couldn’t.

 

  • Happy Sweet Sixteen to the only person I want beside me in the photo booth on my wedding day!

 

  • Sweet 16 and never been kissed, just kidding! Happy birthday, BFF!

 

  • Happy sweet 16! You can drive when you’re 18 but until then, we’ll drive you crazy.

 

  • Happy Sweet 16! May your year be as sweet as you are!

 

  • I’m not saying that you are old, but your sweet 16 candles cost more than your birthday cake.

 

  • My teen years are all about the double digits. I’m turning 16 and ready to be sweet sixteen with all my friends!

 

  • Sweet 16 and never been so excited!

 

  • You’re not too old until you stop lying about your age. You can finally put down that bottle of Hair Dye and use it for what it was intended, cleaning drains.

 

  • The day you were born was a gift to the world. Happy birthday!

 

  • Smile while you still have teeth.

 

  • It’s my birthday and all I want is pizza.

 

  • You’re 16, but you can drive in my heart.

 

  • Sweet 16th birthday mom.

 

  • Did you know that it’s a crime to look as good as you do? Happy 16th!

 

  • Happy 16th birthday to my BFF, we’re still going strong.

 

  • Happy 16th birthday! I’m so happy you were born because you brighten my life and fill it with joy. You are an amazing person.

 

  • You look so happy to be 16! *(insert emoji)*

 

  • A 16-year-old is like a 12-year-old with 4 years of experience. Happy Birthday!

 

  • Happy sweet 16! You’re now able to get your license and drive, which is pretty scary. 😮

 

  • Sweet 16 and never been grounded.

 

  • Sweet 16ly, I miss being your age.

 

  • Happy birthday to a beautiful young lady! You’re so sweet that I’m surprised that you haven’t melted yet.🍬

 

  • Welcome to the sweet 16 clubs!

 

  • Happy birthday to a real one.

 

  • The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

 

  • Happy sweet sixteen dear besties! Have an amazing sweet 16th birthday.

 

  • Wow! You’re 16! Let’s celebrate! Remember, it’s not illegal to be a little wild.

 

  • It’s your sweet 16, with a love that’s so divine. Have the best birthday yet!

 

  • 16 has never looked so sweet. Happy Birthday!

 

  • Thanks for being my best friend for the past 16 years. I hope we stay friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll just be weird and forget that we were ever made.

 

  • Dear 16, I can’t believe you’re here. Sincerely, still 15

 

  • Don’t be upset if you don’t get a present. I didn’t even get one when I turned 16!

 

  • Sweet sixteen and never been kissed. Just kidding, about the sweet part.🎂

 

  • You’re not getting older, you’re getting better! Happy birthday!

 

  • Sweet 16, you had me at

 

  • You’re a teenager! You’re struggling. And that’s okay. It’s completely normal. You’re going to get through this.

 

  • She’s not your average teenager, she’s a boss!

 

  • Just a few more years until we can set you free…

 

  • happy 16th birthday

 

  • Happy 16th birthday! Hope it’s not as boring as the 15th.

 

  • So I heard you’re turning 16? Well, let’s party like it’s 1985!

 

  • 15 was a great year. Now I know why my parents got drunk at my party. #Sweet16

 

  • Sweet 16. My biggest milestone yet

Funny 16th Birthday Quotes

  • Sweet Sixteen and never been kissed.

 

  • Welcome to the sweet 16 clubs!

 

  • You’re only as old as the people who tell you to act your age.

 

  • 16 reasons why you’re my best friend 💗

 

  • Sixteen candles and I still have a song to sing.

 

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

  • Happy 16th birthday! You’re now old enough to get a driver’s license and drive Mommy insane.

 

  • Happy sweet 16th! Here’s to a fun-filled year packed with unforgettable memories.

 

  • Happy 16th birthday to my favorite cousin! Let’s celebrate with lots of food, games, and gifts!

 

  • Happy Sweet Sixteen.

 

  • Here’s to a sweet 16th Birthday, Happy Birthday!

 

  • On your 16th, you’ve got the right to drive… but not the right to vote. Be a responsible little driver.

 

  • Happy birthday, an oldie but goodie!

 

  • I have a 16-year-old child at home.

 

  • Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May this year be one of growth and happiness

 

  • Another year older and another reason to celebrate!

 

  • I’m not saying that your 16th birthday is a big deal, but I’d mark it on my calendar if I were you.

 

  • Happy 16th birthday to my beautiful daughter, and happy birthday to me because I’ve survived another year.

 

  • Wishing my favorite 16-year-old a happy birthday!

 

  • 16 is a weird age. You’re too old for the kids’ table and too young for the adults’ table. Happy birthday!

 

  • Now that you’re free from parental supervision, the fun just got real! Happy Birthday!

 

  • Welcome to the sweet 16 and never been kissed.

 

  • Over the hill and turning 16🌟 🎂

 

  • My sweet 16. Here’s to the best years of my life.

 

  • 16 sweet years old, but still, such a cutie 💕

 

  • I can’t believe you are still a kid

 

  • 16 is the new 21.

 

  • Someone’s 16th birthday! 🥳

 

  • 16 Things You Will Learn When You Turn 16

 

  • Sweet 16 is the bomb 😎

 

  • Happy Sweet Sixteen to the best 16-year-old I know!

 

  • Happy Birthday to my favorite 16-year-old! Enjoy this awesome year of driving and dating – I’m jealous!

 

  • One year closer to being an adult and paying your bills on time. Happy Birthday!

 

  • Happy birthday to the sweetest girl I know. I hope your day is as wonderful and sweet as you are!

 

  • If you’re reading this, you thought it was your birthday but it’s actually mine. Happy birthday to me!

 

  • HAPPY SWEET 16!!!!! OMG, this is so exciting 😍

 

  • Birthday vibes only. 🎉

 

  • drop the tibby, it’s my birthday!

 

  • 16 and a half the best years of my life.

 

  • You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.

 

  • 16 AND FINALLY LEGAL.

 

  • You know you’ve made it when your parents let you use the car and don’t yell at you for being on your phone. Happy 16th!

 

  • sweet 16, and loving every minute. #16thbirthday

 

  • Happy 16th bday to the only person I know who is more organized than me!

 

  • 16 reminds me of sweet 16, but with none of the innocence

 

  • I can’t believe you’re 16 already! It seems like yesterday I was changing your diaper and here now you are getting your driver’s license. Happy Birthday to my favorite boy/girl!

 

  • The best part about getting older is not caring about anything, at all.

 

  • Wow! You’re officially too cool for school!

 

  • Enjoy your day! Make sure you look both ways before you cross the street of life because it’s a busy road.

 

  • Sixteen Candles and four-leaf clovers.

 

  • how does it feel to be so cool? let me remind you!

 

  • Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I’m ready for war.

 

  • I’m 16. I’m not 90, and I shouldn’t have to wear grandma jeans!

Funny 16th Birthday Captions For Instagram

  • Who needs a driver’s license when you can’t even drive?

 

  • Happy 16th Birthday! Don’t forget sweet sixteen is only for one day but bestie for life.

 

  • I know you will have a fabulous time on your birthday, and I hope it lasts for at least a year. Happy 16th!

 

  • When you turn 16, you have grown enough to have a driver’s license and are still young enough to ask someone else to change your tire. Happy Birthday!

 

  • Happy Sweet Sixteen. You’re old enough to be a sweet treat and young enough to still be entertaining.

 

  • Happy Birthday! Sorry, you’re not a sweet 16, but we still love you.

 

  • Officially legal to change all my Instagram captions.

 

  • 16 and ready to party like it’s my 21st birthday!

 

  • Birthdays are like chocolate cake – they just keep getting better.

 

  • Happy birthday to a beautiful soul born on this day.

 

  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

 

  • You’re (number) already!

 

  • In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

 

  • Wishing you a Happy 16th Birthday! Enjoy this special day and all the gifts, cake and well wishes that come with it!

 

  • Life begins at 16! Happy birthday!

 

  • Congrats babe! 16 is good, but it isn’t sweet like you. Happy birthday!

 

  • Happy Birthday to a person that is smart, good-looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself. Have an amazing birthday!

 

  • Wishing the first teen in our family a happy birthday! I’m so proud of the man you’re becoming.

 

  • Now that you’re 16, can we ask you to pay for your own gas?

 

  • I made it to 16! What’s the big deal?

 

  • Dogs get older, I get younger. #16andwiser

 

  • It took 16 years to get here but it only takes one to blow out the candles!

 

  • Finally legal–not that you ever let that stop you before 😇

 

  • You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.

 

  • You’re 16 today! Happy Sweet 16! Don’t let anyone give you a hard time, you should be proud of being yourself!

 

  • Don’t worry, be 16. Happy Birthday

 

  • Happy 16th Birthday! Don’t count the years, count the memories.

 

  • Sweet 16! Have a wonderful day and remember you are definitely not too old for cake (or a kiss from your dad).

 

  • Lucky me to be your friend. Happy sweet 16!

 

  • Happy Sweet 16! Cheers to another year of being awesome.

 

  • 15 was really rough, but you made it! (You’re sweet 16!) 🎉

 

  • Here’s to the sweetest and loveliest person I know. Happy birthday!

 

  • “At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.”

 

  • Sorry, I don’t speak “be quiet.”

 

  • You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.

 

  • You’re not 16. You’re sweet 16!

 

  • Happy sweet 16th birthday! Your childhood is gone and now you are a teenager.

 

  • Time to get wild. It’s my 16th birthday!

 

  • Happy birthday to you! I’m lucky enough to celebrate 16 years with you.

 

  • Welcome to being 16. Now you can drive!

 

  • Did someone say takeout? I’m turning 16 and craving Chinese food tonight!

 

  • You’re not a teenager anymore.

 

  • Here’s to another year of running through the sprinklers. Happy birthday!

 

  • Legally not a teenager anymore. It’s like finally passing my driver’s exam!

 

  • Since it’s Josh’s birthday, should I be the one to tell him his parents might not all be his parents?

Funny 16th Birthday Captions For Yourself

  • The last year of being a teenager.

 

  • This may sound cheesy, but you’re one in a wheelie. 😅

 

  • Hey, you’re on the road to being legal!

 

  • If you are lucky enough to get to 16th birthday….you are lucky enough.

 

  • Happy 16th birthday to one of the most amazing people in the world.

 

  • The best is yet to come! Happy 16th birthday!

 

  • Turning 16 is sweet, but it’s not as sweet as you! Happy birthday!

 

  • I’m not 16. I’m only $10, plus tax. Happy birthday

 

  • Wishing you many happy returns on this day of your 16th birthday.

 

  • It’s your birthday… and we’re pulling out all the stops.

 

  • I love every second I spend with you, except the ones that we argue and fight. Happy Birthday!

 

  • I’m not 16 and fabulous, I’m 16 and exhausted.

 

  • This is what 16 looks like. 🎉

 

  • You are now 16. Hope you have a wonderful one!

 

  • When I was 16, I thought my parents were the dumbest people on earth. Once you turn 16, you realize they are actually the smartest.

 

  • A teenage girl who is helped by a genie to make all her dreams come true.

 

  • Happy 16th birthday to one of the coolest people I know! Wishing you a day that’s almost as cool as you. Love you lots!

 

  • I can’t keep calm, it’s my 16th bday.

 

  • Never too young to make a very big mistake. Happy 16th Birthday!

 

  • Happy sweet 16! Hope you have a birthday that is so lit.

 

  • Happy sweet sixteen! May you have an awesome year full of many sweet treats. Good luck with the driver’s test!

 

  • Fabulous and sweet sixteen, you’re the queen of the scene.

 

  • You are officially old enough to be embarrassed by your parents on social media.

 

  • You’re now officially old enough to know better than to tell your parents what you really think of them.

 

  • Happy Birthday to a girl who’s sweet as pie – except in the morning.

 

  • One small step for a woman, one giant leap for womankind. Happy birthday!

 

  • Happy Birthday! I hope your day is as sweet as the cake 🎂 🏁 🎉 💛

 

  • Another year older, but still looking good.

 

  • You are still a little girl.

 

  • Happy sweet 16! NOW LET’S GET THIS PIZZA PARTY STARTED!

 

  • I’m so proud of you! You’re 16 today and still alive.

 

  • Happy Birthday to a sixteen-year-old with the mind of a ten-year-old.

 

  • Happy Birthday! You’re now old enough to pay your own bills, turn off your own lights and do your chores. Enjoy the day!

 

  • You’re not 16 anymore. You’re somewhere between 22 and 26, but you’re not 16.

 

  • 16 times more awesome than I was at 15!

 

  • 16 is approaching fast, so let’s party now that you’re almost a stat!

 

  • The first birthday after you turn 15 is always the hardest.

 

  • I’m only 16 once.

 

  • if you love someone, set them free. if they return to you, it was meant to be. if they dont it was never meant to be.

 

  • I’m 16 years old, but this is my first year at Hogwarts.

 

  • There’s nothing more satisfying than knowing that your parents won’t say no to you anymore. Happy 16th Birthday!

 

  • Hope your day is as sweet as yours. Happy 16th Birthday!

 

  • Happy sweet 16th birthday to you. May you live a long and happy life… Next stop, 21!

 

  • I just wanted to say that I think you are awesome, or whatever. Happy Sweet 16th!

 

  • I don’t know who invented the wheel, but it’s not a big deal because you get to drive now and that’s so cool. Happy 16th birthday!

 

  • Happy sweet 16. We wish you a wonderful birthday.

 

  • Sweet 16, so much more than driving a car.

 

  • I hope your birthday is totally cool, really fantastic, wonderful, exciting, majorly awesome, rocking, and HAPPY. Happy Birthday wishes for my friend!

 

  • no one is more creative than a teen with access to Photoshop

 

  • You are only 16 once

 

  • Sweet 16 and never been grounded

 

  • Happy birthday! Don’t forget to pack your tissues. You may cry a lot today because you’re going to receive so many gifts!

 

  • I hope your birthday is filled with sunshine and rainbows and love and laughter 🎉