If someone is celebrating their 90th birthday, you should find the best funny 90th birthday quotes for him or her. This article will share some funny quotes from celebrities and from other people from all around the world. Share these quotes if you have a friend celebrating his or her 90th birthday.
Funny 90th Birthday Quotes
1. Happy 90th birthday, Nana! We love you so much and can’t wait to celebrate with you on this memorable day. You’ve been a steady beacon of light in our lives for more than a decade, and we’re shining our way.
2. It’s amazing what you can get used to. We’re going to my 90th in a month, and I still don’t want to drive; I have terrible balance.
3. Laughter is the best medicine. So, give me more of it. Please! 🎂😃
4. When life gives you lemons 🍋, add salt and laugh out loud. 😜
5. Who needs a reason to celebrate a #birthday? Just make a wish and blow out the candles.
6. Happy birthday, Nana! Only we’re allowed to tell you how old you are.
7. I’m not 90; I’m only 19.5 times more excited about cake! 😂
8. Happiest of birthdays to the most charming, most remarkable, funniest, hottest woman I know. You’re on fire! 🔥😎
9. Yes, Granny…today is my birthday. And no, I can’t believe you remembered.
10. There’s no time like the present. Let’s get this party started~ ❤️
11. The secret? I’m taller in real life. 😉
12. How much fun is that older adult having?!
13. When I was born, I was too big for a doctor to snap his fingers over me, yet now I’m too small for anyone to hear me holler.
14. It’s impossible to be in a bad mood when you’re surrounded by your favorite people, celebrating your famous person.🥂 #90thbirthday
15. This is my grandmother’s 90th birthday party; she was very active and engaged the entire time. She never stopped talking to everyone about their lives. We ordered a photo booth as a present for her, and she loved it very much.
16. In case you’ve been wondering or forgot, here are all the reasons I’m proud to call you my son—happy 90th Birthday.
17. Hey, she said, which was hilarious.” Oscar Wilde on birthdays
18. Are you ready for this jelly? I’m turning 90 today🎂😍
19. I spent the morning with my grandmother. They’re 93 and 91. I’m a very lucky man.❤️
20. Life is a funny thing. You never know what hand you’re going to get dealt next. So when the smoke clears, just remember – it could be worse, but it also could be better. 🙃
21. Today is my 🎂. I’m so old, and I can barely remember where I live…
22. If I’ve learned anything in my 90 years on this planet, it’s that this is just a ride. Oh, and Cheetos are delicious.
23. Do you think I’m not telling the truth when I insist you remembered my birthday?
24. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.
25. If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space!
26. When it comes to getting you prepared for your 90th birthday bash, we’ve got you covered. Whether you need to hire a makeup artist, buy a new outfit, or get some flowers for the party—we got you. 😎
27. I’m in my 90s, but I don’t feel a day over 100! 😎😜🍾👵 #Happy90thGrandma
28. To my husband on his 90th birthday. Suppose you are reading this; congratulations! I hope you are rocking your party!! 🎂🍾👍
29. Today is my turn! Happy Birthday to ME!! 🎂 #my90thbirthday
30. Time flies when you’re having fun. Happy birthday, Granddad! Or maybe that’s just the wind in your hair.
31. Here’s to another 90 years of friendship, adventure, and discovery. I hope your year is all you hope it will be. 🥂🍾
32. I don’t see a single wrinkle, just thousands of smiles. Happy Birthday, Grandma!
33. 🎂 🕺🏼 Happy birthday, Mom! We hope you feel as impressive as you look. Enjoy that piece of cake with us.
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35. Here’s to getting better with age! Here’s to hitting the big one-zero. Here’s to being your authentic, best self.
36. Everybody wants to live forever—nobody wants to get old.
37. Today’s toast is to you; may you have a long healthy life! 🥂
38. Happy Birthday and many happy returns! You look great. How old are you now? Younger than me?”
39. How is 90 years old possible? Well, it’s time to celebrate my Granny!
40. It’s your birthday. Go out and show the world that you are still young at heart, not just in age. #ClassyCouple
41. Turning another year older, but not up. Happy birthday Grandpa! 👴
42. The thing about growing old is you don’t have to worry too much about falling. You are close to the ground already.
43. I want to be the oldest guy in the world. The problem with that is there is no prize for it.
44. What would I do without you? It probably still be 5’8″!! Happy birthday to my buddy-for-life, MOM. 🎂🎉
45. 90 is the new 40. Seriously, what are they talking about?
46. Happy birthday to the actual Golden Girl. There’s no one quite like you, and there never will be.
47. So many candles, so few wishes… make a wish and blow, birthday boy!
48. “After a certain age, all you have to do is keep breathing.” – Margaret Mitchell #HappyBirthdayGrandma.
49. ‘Back in my day, we didn’t have any fancy skincare products. Our beauty regime was using a bar of soap that was a little rough on the skin.’
50. Happy 90th, Grandpa! 🎈 Thank you for inspiring me to be creative and always say yes.
Funny 90th Birthday Quotes
51. Happy 90th birthday, Dad! You’re the one who taught me how to be a real man. And by “real,” I mean “intimidated by all technology.” Love you! ❤️
52. Nana, you are the reason I know what love is. Happy 90th.💋
53. You’re never too old to do a silly dance, and you’re never too young for a nap. Happy birthday, Grandma!
54. Today is my grandma’s 90th birthday! (This is how I found out after she unwrapped this mug) I’m excited to see what keeps her going for another decade.
55. The only thing better than sharing a birthday with a friend is sharing a birthday with cake.🍰
56. To our grandpa, we love you and can’t wait to celebrate your big 0 – 0 day! 🎉🎈
57. Whether you’re 90, or 2, being with family is the best party of all.
58. At 90 years young, my life is full of many happy memories.
59. If I could repeat the past, I’d choose to repeat the best moments of my life. You truly deserve this day and many more to come! Thanks for sharing them with me.
60. The best thing about a guy who likes eating in bed is that eventually, there won’t be a bed.
61. Remember when your phone was just a brick?
62. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
63. the only mistake you can make is not getting on the dancefloor
64. I’m outliving my enemies, and I’ve got more time to celebrate with the people who love me.
65. Maybe she was born in 1929, but there’s plenty of life left in this sweet lady. Happy 90th birthday to my wonderful mama. 🎂 Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers out there! I am grateful to you.
66. Celebrating our dad’s 90th birthday with some of his favorite things 🥐🍞
67. A particular famous 90-year-old just wanted everyone to know that he doesn’t feel a day over 69. 😉
68. It’s 100% fine to celebrate the ones you love on their birthdays. Happy late birthday, Grandpa!
69. Don’t put off your dreams – today is the day you will regret the most! #happybirthday #celebrate #friendship #colorful
70. What’s the difference between a seagull and a mallard? One is a bird that flies over the seagull pond, and the other is a duck. @xxxxxxxxx
71. If you’re 90 years young, there’s no time to sit around and wallow in your aches and pains. Onward! 💪
72. This is it. This is your last one. It’s time to raise a toast to how lucky we’ve been and how great the years ahead will be. Happy Birthday!
73. I can’t believe I’ve spent the last 90 years on earth. It feels just like yesterday when I bought my first pair of shoes.
74. Thank you for growing old with me.
75. Free advice: Less talking, more drinking. happy birthday
76. Nothing like cheering on an old lady in a bikini. Happy 90th birthday to my nonagenarian grandma! ❤
77. That moment when you realize that 2017 is your 90th birthday.
78. These are no longer days; they are weeks! Happy Birthday, Dad. 😙
79. So much wisdom 🙏🏻. So much fun 😂. Happy Birthday!
80. Of all the things you’ve done so far, don’t forget to give your mom a call. She’s waited long enough 💕😎
81. Sometimes life will surprise you. A big shout out to my mother-in-law, who turns 90 today!
82. May you live to be 120 years young, or at least look it.
83. May you be as happy today as you have made us.😎
84. You’ve reached major milestones—like ages 9 through 90.
85. Hooray for a milestone birthday! These candles were a sweater🔥
86. Happy birthday 🎂! If you can make it there, you’ll make it anywhere. NYC is only the beginning.
87. It’s never too late to start something new.
88. Endlessly support the one who has been tirelessly helping me! Today is a huge milestone that deserves a toast. Happy belated birthday to a superwoman who is turning a stunning 90 years old today. Here’s to your health and
89. Ninety years young with spirit intact. You’ve led a remarkable decade of adventure, romance, and you’re still makeup-free 365 days a year.
90. Here’s to 90 years of memories, 90 years of loving you, 90 years of having fun together. We’re not finished yet. Cheers to the next 90!
91. If my math is correct, today is my 90th birthday. I’m celebrating the milestone by wearing a shirt from my youth before all of you were born.
92. There’s nothing better than a birthday cake complete with candles and “Happy Birthday” written on top. 😊🎉
93. You’ve been 90 for quite some time now… but to you, that feels like yesterday. #LifelongLearner
94. Does my next birthday wish? I don’t care how old I am; I will never be over ice cream. (Acceptable age range: any day).
95. To celebrate our beautiful friend Jacqui’s birthday, we had some fun with an outdoor photoshoot. Here she is at her absolute cutest 💕😍 See more tagged @xxxxxxx 😌
96. They say that chocolate keeps you young. Well, I should be immortal by now.
97. We’re celebrating the birthday of our founder, and we invite you to celebrate with us –
98. If you’re having a party, I am not invited.
99. How’s this for a birthday breakfast? Crepe cake! Crepe cake! Crepe cake! 🍰🍰🍰
100. Our family never had a problem with me being the youngest. They’re still not convinced I’ve grown up.
90th Birthday Funny Quotes
101. Three years ago, we said, “I do” I’m just saying it now.!!
102. I’ve got my health, I’ve got my family, I’ve got my friends. What more can I ask for?
103. This world is our oyster. Now let’s go out and get it! Happy 90th birthday, grandma Gladys! 🍴
104. Happy 90th Birthday. You’ve certainly lived a whole life, and you keep your mind active with the vision board every week, sometimes daily ☺️ 🙂
105. Happy birthday, grandma! We’re so glad you’ve been around to share your wisdom for so many years ❤️
106. Thankful for my family, friends, and the 90 years that brought me to this moment. Who’s ready for 90 more?
107. Ninety years young, never looked better. 😜
108. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don’t. Just believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it
109. Happiest of birthdays to a super-positive, lively, fun-loving lady who’s experienced the wonder of so many autumns. We’re so glad you’re a part of our family.
110. The best things in life are free, but not worth the shipping 💋💸
111. You make a big difference in my life. I’m going to make a bigger one in yours.-
112. They say the eyes are the window to the soul. Since she’ll never let us take a look inside, we’ll just have to make do with what we can see: the doorway to her walker. (With apologies to
113. From sneaking sips of champagne through a straw to enjoying your favorite cake nice ‘n’ slow, the perfect way to spend your 90th birthday is anything but ordinary. 😁🍾
114. Birthday: A day when it’s ok to feel 90 😉
115. You’re nine decades young, I hope it doesn’t show, but you’re still for hire for birthday parties. Hooray! Happy Birthday 😎
116. Well, this is awkward 😷 I’m 90, and my Camaro just turned 50.
117. Can you believe it’s been 90 years? We can’t, either! Here’s to a couple of remarkable people. 🎉🎈
118. Since graduation, our friends’ birthdays have gotten bigger too. Happy Birthday!
119. Life is short. Eat dessert first.
120. The best 2 years of my life happened in the last 10 minutes. 😁🙌
121. Like a fine wine, you get better with age. Happy birthday!
122. This weekend we threw a huge birthday party for Gramps, and I have to say it was a significant success. “The guests? Oh, they were old friends from my high school who I haven’t seen in about 30 years.
123. May the odds be ever in your flavor.
124. Ava’s 90th birthday party was full of laughs, joy, and her favorite, cake 🎂☺️
125. Have to love those grandmas. They keep you young and remind you that life is too short to worry about the little things! Thanks, Grandma Sylvia – here’s to your 90th birthday! 🎉
126. Jack: Well, it’s my birthday, and I’m going to celebrate every minute! Diane: That means you won’t be doing any writing today. Jack: Writing? What writing? ##funny #quotes
127. Watching Tommy Lee Jones age backward on screen is a reminder to live every day as if it were your 90th birthday.
128. Is it your birthday? What an unexpected treat. Happy birthday, dear friend.
129. Happy birthday in advance to one of the most charming men I’ve ever met—and you know, you’re only getting better looking with age #cantkeepagoodthingdowndammit 😎
130. Life is short. Be adventurous. Eat dessert first.
131. Oh, how time flies when you’re in great company. You’ve reached a milestone that only 2% of the US population has ever achieved!
132. What’s the only thing that gets better with time? Cake. 😋
133. To the old me: “You’re not good enough yet.”
134. They say you only get one chance to make a first impression. I wish my dad’s friend, Nydia, a Happy 90th at her surprise party this weekend!
135. When your best friend turns 90, celebrate in style. Use code NAN1938 to save on all of your favorite beauty products!
136. Turning 90 is a blessing, so I’m ready to celebrate all day! I’m so excited to have a party filled with people who mean the most to me. The cake will be fabulous, and the party will be unique.
137. Celebrating my 90th with cake on the beach… sounds like heaven! 🍰
138. Happy Birthday, Mama! 🎂🎁❤️
139. Hello, it’s me, your age. I’ve come to tell you that time marches on. If you don’t slow down, at this rate, I’ll pass you in 2016. Stop running around, get off the golf course and enjoy being 90
140. 90 is the new 80, but it’s not the new 70! 😂😂😂
141. Turn 90 degrees “I’m taking a right.
142. Hi 👋 Happy Birthday to you!
143. Mix any one of the fancy drinks up and enjoy sitting back and reflecting on a life well-lived. 🥂🎉
144. Somebody put a new candle on my cake!
145. To live to 90, you have to have a sense of humor, enjoy life and the people you are surrounded by 👩💐 #heartofgold #90thbirthdaypartygirl
146. It takes a hearty soul to survive 90 years of laughter; look at your elders and remind yourself that you’re never too old to enjoy a great big belly laugh. Happy birthday!
147. Happy Birthday, Gramps! 90 is the new 80! We all wish you a long and wonderful life…
148. It’s my 90th birthday this weekend so let me clarify: None of this stuff makes sense. But the grateful part is, it doesn’t have to. Let’s all take a moment to celebrate the
149. Roses are red; gold is my color; touch these locks; I’m turning 90 today. 😂
150. What does it mean to get old? Not much when you’ve got good jewelry. Happy Birthday.
Funny Quotes For 90th Birthday
151. Wishing a happy birthday to the meanest, saddest woman I know – my mama. You’ve taught me so much, and I can’t wait for our special day together. Thank you for being you, thank you for
152. Cheers to 90 more years on this gorgeous earth ☀😜
153. At 90 years old, I finally got my Facebook account. I’m still trying to figure out this WhatsApp.
154. So many candles, so little cake. 🎂 #HappyBirthdayDad
155. It’s another year older, and I’m still sane (really, I can’t believe it myself)! Happy birthday to me!
156. My only regret about my last 90 years is that I wasn’t listening to a WGBO radio station.
157. Aging like a fine wine, not like Penelope Cruz 🍷
158. 🎂 Happy birthday to the man who taught me never to turn down a piece of chocolate cake, take your driving test without fear and stay humble through it all. Love you, Pop! #90thbirthdaycake #cakes “
159. May we all be as cool as you when we’re ninety years old and still rocking it. Wishing you a pleased birthday and many, many more! I’ll just go ahead and say it: Happy 90th birthday,
160. My favorite 90th birthday quote: If you live to the age of 90, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past the age of 90.
161. 90 years old, and he’s still going strong—in style. Happy birthday, grandpa!
162. 90 years old. Ninety years old. You’re ninety years old. You’re not that old. You’re just … you know, ninety
163. We’re turning 90! May the next decade be filled with family, friends, and tasty ice cream. 🎂🥧🎉
164. What’s life like at 90? Here’s what you can expect 👴🏻 🍂 .
165. Here’s to another year, full of life, trips, puppies, friends, and family. Cheers! 🍸👯 #happybirthdaygrandma
166. My grandmother moved so fast when she ran the 100-meter dash in high school; she finished first and got medals for everybody.
167. Wishing you a happy day and many more to come 🍯”’
168. Don’t trust anyone over 30! Except me. I’m amazing. Happy non-birthday pops! 🍂
169. I hope you get to spend hundreds of thousands of hours doing what makes your heart happy. There is no better legacy. 💝
170. So many birthdays under the sun, so little time to celebrate them all. 🍂
171. Happy birthday to the oldest, prettiest little lump of delinquency on this side of heaven. 💫❤️
