Best 90+ Funny Birthday Invites Quotes 

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The perfect Birthday Invites should match the birthday theme which means they should match and create a fun and colorful environment for the occasion. This is why we provide you with a wide variety of invitation cards that you can choose from depending on the person’s age, personality, and interests.

Funny Birthday Invites Quotes

1. The best birthday is a celebration of your life. The next-best birthday is this Minions movie, and the third-best birthday is the one after that. Happy Birthday to you. 🎈🎉🎊

2. We’ve got the best birthday party the internet has ever seen, from breaking up to breaking out. Because we’re so hot 🔥🔥🔥 yeah we know, we’re fantastic 😘

3. Friends are worth celebrating, so let’s throw one heck of a birthday bash.

4. Do you know your friends? Test your knowledge with this bday game. Jenga, anyone?

5. I meant to wish you a happy birthday on the day of your birthday, and then I got chicken noodle soup, and everything went crazy 🕺🏻

6. Yikes! It’s your birthday! The wild and crazy times of youth and young adulthood begin anew as we invite you to join us and the next stop on the wild and crazy train ride called faux old age.

7. Are you ready to party time?

8. Just another birthday, but with you there by my side, it’s the best day of my life.

9. I’m not sure if I’ll see you at your 50th half-century humpday, but if I do, I’m bringing balloons and cake. Happy Birthday!

10. I wanted to tell you that next year will be the best year of your life.

11. What’s your 10 year plan?

12. It was an honor workin’ with you, boss. Now let’s get this show on the road.

13. I’m so glad you’re by my side, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for a mirror, a mirror 🙌😎

14. Always be grateful for the people who helped you get where you are, and be twice as thankful for where you are because that’s why they’re there.

15. Remember: It’s better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

16. Shower the person celebrating their birthday with a message that makes their day even sweeter. 😀

17. Cheers to getting older with those that matter most | Happy Birthday.

18. It’s hard to believe you were once a tiny baby who could fit in the palm of my hand.” “I’ll be there with cake and candles because it’s your birthday.”

19. Cake + Candles + You= The Perfect Birthday

20. You’re invited to blow out the candles & make a wish, but also make sure to make other plans because you never know who will be able to make it. 🎂🎈

21. Get your pops some good grub with our Mancave Birthday Set 👴🎂🍕

22. Why so serious? It’s your birthday, have fun! 🎂

23. It’s all in good fun when you only turn the big 1-3 once—happy #Birthday to my funny little brother, who can always make me smile.

24. The only “safe-space” you need on your birthday is cake 🎂

25. For the 31st birthday, the first year of a new decade, a fresh start—the best is yet to come!

26. Sometimes I look at you and wonder how did I end up with someone like you?!

27. I am digging the day celebrating you! I hope you all got some cake. 😉

28. Willing myself not to rip into my presents on Christmas morning. I’ve waited 23 years; what other 4 days are? 😬

29. Make your bday something to remember with this fun bday invite!

30. Tie the knot on your birthday so it’s sexy and there are no awkward moments on your big day 😉

31. Celebrate my birthday! Groupon has deals on cake, balloons, clowns…just let me know what you think is most appropriate.

32. This year, it’s cool to celebrate your birthday with an intimate party. You’re never too old for that kind of song and dance.

33. Keep calm and party on. It’s your birthday… by the way, this is an excellent excuse to have a party.

34. Eat cake, drink coffee, and have a good time! If it doesn’t happen at your birthday party—when will it? 😉

35. Every day is your birthday. Be blessed!!

36. Happy Birthday! There’s no one else whose birthday we’d instead celebrate.

37. A day that’s all about good friends, great food, and ?️‍?️? ?.

38. The bar is officially open! Hang with these #hotties for birthday number two.

39. If a birthday were a snowflake, then this would be the multi-colored one that has a bunch of friends 🎂🎈

40. Celebrate with me.

41. Celebrate the ultimate milestone with us.

42. Don’t tell me not to worry about it—you worry about it.

43. Go out and make a mess—birthdays were made for it. Happy birthday! 🎉

44. In the beginning, God created man. NOPE, not even close … You did! Happy Birthday

45. Life is short. Party hard while you can.🎉

46. A cake is only a desert if you have to share it.

47. Happy birthday to you, you beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful and brave and good and true and good and accurate and warm and kind and fantastic love of my life.

48. Thought about yourself lately? Well, too bad, because today is your birthday! #SorryNotSorry

49. BBQs, campfires, and celebrating the people in our lives that mean the most. Here’s to you.

50. Michael–if memory serves, it was a Thursday. We drank a lot of beer, and you were elected king! Happy Birthday!

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51. A birthday’s as good a time as any to join the #bookclub 📚

52. Be funny. Keep on coming. It’s Friday! 😌🍸😋 #funnybirthday

53. Today is your day. We are celebrating you today. Happy Birthday, Wishes!

54. The weekend after your birthday is like online dating. It’s not official, but it’s a good sign you’re on the right track! Happy Birthday from me, You, and Everyone Involved in Venue Rental.

55. You’re going to love all of the delicious birthday cake you get to eat when it’s your birthday. Thank goodness for birthdays!

56. There’s nothing better than a night out with friends. Having you there to celebrate is the icing on the cake ‼️ 🎂 #HappyBirthdaySweetie #yourewelcome 💥

57. Life is the party, and I’m bringing cake 🍰 🎂

58. Treat yourself to the best present of all—one delicious slice at a time. Today is your birthday!

59. Hey friends, when I said this was my birthday, you didn’t say it wasn’t

60. Say yes to celebrating with people who would go to the ends of the earth for you. 💛

61. Two birthdays are better than one.

62. Happy 19th BIRTHDAY, Grant! May the year ahead be full of surprises and excitement in your life.

63. Here’s to the good stuff coming up next! Cheers

64. Be funny. Keep on coming. It’s Friday! 😌🍸😋 #funnybirthday

65. Today is your day. We are celebrating you today. Happy Birthday Wishes ! ! ! ! ! ! !

66. The weekend after your birthday is like online dating. It’s not official, but it’s a good sign you’re on the right track! Happy Birthday from me, You, and Everyone Involved in Venue Rental.

67. You’re going to love all of the delicious birthday cake you get to eat when it’s your birthday. Thank goodness for birthdays!

68. There’s nothing better than a night out with friends. Having you there to celebrate is the icing on the cake ‼️ 🎂 #HappyBirthdaySweetie #yourewelcome 💥

69. Life is the party, and I’m bringing cake 🍰 🎂

70. Treat yourself to the best present of all—one delicious slice at a time. Today is your birthday!

71. Hey friends, when I said this was my birthday, you didn’t say it wasn’t

72. Say yes to celebrating with people who would go to the ends of the earth for you. 💛

73. Two birthdays are better than one.

74. Happy 19th BIRTHDAY, Grant! May the year ahead be full of surprises and excitement in your life.

75. Here’s to the good stuff coming up next! Cheers

76. It’s time to make a wish—Make a wish, blow out the candles. Make another wish—please don’t tell your birthday wish, have fun on your birthday. Happy Birthday.

77. Save the date, literally, to this epic gathering of friends and family. #BirthdayWeekend

78. So throw your big birthday party with us! We’ll keep the music loud, the buzz flowing, and the ice-cold.

79. What happens at Trevor’s Birthday stays at Trevor’s birthday

80. Will you spend your hundredth birthday the same way you’re spending your first–being awesome? 🎂

81. Happy birthday, you wild child! Let’s celebrate tonight like there’s no tomorrow.

82. This party is going to be lit.

83. Today’s the big day! Expect 11 hours of expertly crafted party playlist, pizza, cake, and well, that’s about it. 😂 Enjoy 🎉🎂

84. Be prepared to turn up the heat at this summer blowout 🔥😎.

85. The greatest thing about turning 20 is that you get to turn 21. 😍

86. Let’s celebrate this #NationalCheesecakeDay together with a slice of

87. I knew you were in trouble when you walked in. You looked like Gisele but smelled like french fries.

88. Your presence is requested at the summoning of the one-of-a-kind; For Zarra’s birthday. 😄

89. The best happy birthday wishes for a 25th birthday.

90. Let’s throw a party – but not just any kind of party. A SO-SUPERSIZE PARTY! It’s your birthday, so invite all your acapella singing, ice skating, space-traveling friends.

91. This is your invitation to our birthday bash. *batteries not included*

92. Since you were born today, you can be anything you want if you put your mind to it. Happy birthday!

93. To my best friend with love on your birthday, I’m so thankful you’ve made the last year exceptional.

94. Don’t sweat the small stuff; it’s your birthday! 🎉

95. I hope you have the best day ever! 👍😎

96. I feel that I’ve grown at least a year older today, but somehow I’m smaller, too. Happy birthday to the best big sister

97. If only I had a twin brother, so you could have been my plus 1. Happy Birthday, Samm.

98. Get the gang together for a weekend of hiking, foodie fun, DIY spirit, and laughs.

99. Let’s play some ping pong and eat cake.

100. You’re one year older but a year better.

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101. “You’re just as important as everyone else, and you deserve to be celebrated” ― Biz Stone.

102. Remember: there is no wrong way to eat a cupcake. 🙂

103. Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, being too drunk to remember your birthday—the #1 way to ruin all three.

104. Are you ready for your birthday invitation? Don’t be scared! We’re not going to keep you up all night.

105. Reach a happy birthday milestone with a significant, round number and all of your friends, family, and loved ones to cheer you on. Let’s shout it from the rooftops – Happy Birthday!

106. Send a birthday clown! Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey® Present.

107. #TBT When your invitations were the coolest thing on the block. 📩 #fbf

108. The best time of year has finally arrived; it’s a little early. But a few days after your birthday seems like a great time to party, don’t you think? 🙂

109. Who’s ready for a birthday tea party? 😎

110. Celebrate with us! Munch on donuts and chocolates, sip cider and tea. Announce the new additions to the family. Share stories of love, adventure, and time well spent together. It’s your day to Everything, Me.

111. What birthday wish list items are you crossing off this year? #onedayatatime @beckandcallph

112. Party at my place; just make sure to RSVP. Make it a good one.

113. Celebrate my birthday weekend at the beach – I’ll be the one in the water with the beer in my hand.

114. I hope you all continue to laugh until it becomes contagious (and I can’t stop laughing because of you guys, hahaha). The future is bright. We’re just getting started. Happy Birthday, Bumble! 🎁

115. Today, we’re taking it back to when all you wanted from a night out with friends was to laugh about the opposite sex. #GirlsNightIn

116. There are friends; there are good friends.

117. Say “haha” to their birthday with this funny, irreverent twist on party invitations!

118. Let your inner party animal roar. After all, it’s your birthday, and you plan on celebrating with a big 🎉 and A LOT of balloons.

119. Somebody thinks they’re pretty special, and we feel so too! Have a GR8 Birthday!!!😍 #birthday

120. Happy Birthday, look out for your cake here *boom*

121. April showers bring May flowers . . We can’t think of a better way to celebrate your birthday than by showing you the pearly whites behind our teeth 😁. Happy Birthday!

122. What is the best way to celebrate your birthday? Asking your friends and family to roast you, of course! According to a survey conducted by OpenTable, 35% out of more than 1 000 diners had experienced a roast for their birthday.

123. How long have you been a member of the Birthday Club?

124. Happy Birthday, mom; it’s your special day. You are more unique than a snowflake. Special 😊

125. There is only one place to be age 8. That’s here, on your birthday. Celebrate with us!

126. Life is just a bowl of cherries 🍒🍒🍒

127. May your year be a little better than you dare to dream 🎈

128. I look forward to having you over.

129. 🎈 celebrate 🎂 with us!

130. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

131. I kicked off my birthday in the most incredible way possible. Thanks so much, @bellahadid 🙌🏼 #bellaswimxbellahair#bellakdoll

132. You’ll be surprised how easy it is to host a fun and memorable birthday party…

133. This is your invitation to our birthday party. You are cordially invited to celebrate the birthday of the birthday boy/girl.

134. HBD to the funky fresh birthday, babe! You’re a one-year fun-lier this week. 😁

135. Birthdays keep happening 🎉 .

136. Thank you for being born into this world with us—happy Birthday to the most wonderful you, the best person.

137. My birthday is the best day ever, and I’ve got you to thank! The party’s tonight, so we better start celebrating!

138. Quick, before they realize it’s your birthday! Happy birthday!

139. Turning one year older is not a big deal. What’s essential is 365 days woke up 💙

140. If anyone asks, tell them it’s a secret soiree for my birthday. 🎉🎈

141. Bring the party to us! Come rock the house with your friends this weekend in Boston 🍻

142. If you can’t be with the one, you love, love the one you’re with. 🎈 #HappyBirthday!

143. I don’t think birthdays are a big deal. You should celebrate that twice a year—your birthday and the day you become a legal adult. #legalizeit

144. Turning two is nothing to sneeze at.

145. Well, bottle it up and slap a label on it. And if it doesn’t sell, just wait; this too shall pass. 🍾🎂

146. I think I’m just mature enough to throw you a fantastic birthday party.

147. You’re the most incredible, most stylish person I know—which is why I hope you do me the honor of sharing my birthday 🎉

148. I’m the worst at planning, but even I know how to celebrate your birthday.️🍰💒

149. Throw out your rulebook, toss out your schedule, and shout HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎈 Our birthday sparkler candles are not only adorable but also highly functional…if placed within reach of tiny fingers. 😉

150. Let the celebration begin and embrace the excellent food, good friends, and all things crazy! It’s time to get B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T for your birthday!

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151. At least there are no surprises when it comes to your birthday presents. We’ve been exchanging the same thing every year for decades. 😎Happy Birthday!

152. Throw caution to the wind and live like tomorrow doesn’t exist. It’s your birthday, after all! Do what you want. Whatever it is, it makes you feel alive at that moment.

153. Say cheers to turning another year older. And more cheers to cake. 🎈🥳”

154. Making it through another year old is a definite cause for celebration. Happy birthday, my friend!

155. April and I would like to invite you to celebrate our birthday with us; we don’t expect gifts, but please keep reading the post.

156. Thinking of you today, in this thing I call life ^^ It’s your birthday, so have a good day!

157. Gettin’ up to some big numbers here:) I wish we could celebrate with you guys on your birthday and be your friend every year 🎉🎊🎈🍰

158. Front of a candle-lit birthday cake– I’d go on, but I’m busy eating the candles 🎂

159. Some days I can be a little bit anachronistic, but I bet you’ll find my antiquatedness charming.

160. It’s a birthday party for you, so get what you want. 😍 🎈

161. When you get, the party starts before the cake even comes out of the oven. Happy birthing day! 🎂🍰

162. It’s your birthday, and I’m not going to lie – everyone you invited is losing sleep over it. Happy Birthday!

163. There’s no time like the present to be practical. Happy Birthday.

164. Who is ready for a birthday party?! 🎈🍳#happybirthday #gratitude

165. We like to party like it’s your birthday! Join us for your favorite songs. We’ll keep the cupcakes 🎂 flying until the crowd goes home.

166. Throw a party 👯‍♀️

167. Let’s raise a cup for my birthday, and I’ll give you the best seat in the house. 😍

168. This Friday, it’s time to celebrate with your friend! Dress up in a silly costume and let the good times roll.

169. Happy Birthday, babe. We’re going to party like it’s your birthday. And by “we,” I mean me because I’m the only one old enough to drink 🎉😘

170. Getting old is inevitable. Getting WILD is optional.

171. Let’s do it again . . . again 🎉🍾

172. Satoshi’s 32birthday would be so much cooler if you were there. 🎉

173. I’m a year older, but I’m a year better, too.

174. Here’s a birthday party so jam-packed full of fun that you better bring your hip boots! 🎉👯️

175. Save the date. Happy birthday, sweetie. 🎂

176. “Any birthday party is a good one when friends surround you!”

177. Your birthday is a reason to celebrate—and a reason to eat cake 🎂.

178. When it comes to birthday parties, I like to keep things simple.

179. It looks like it’s your birthday! 🎂

180. LISTEN UP! Your party is here. Have a happy birthday, my friend.

181. It’s time to start celebrating, birthday boy—there is plenty of parties left to do. 🎉🎂

182. This is the season to celebrate a friend’s birthday! 😃

183. We’re about to throw a party. Come as you are—and as your favorite Gilmore Girl. ️ 🍰 🎂”

184. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate my birthday than with you.

185. It’s my birthday so that I can break the rules.

186. You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.

187. Turning another year older—exciting, right?! 😁🎂😛